Ethan

Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin

Ethan likes big black guys

by Turts the god May 21, 2020

Ethan

Otherwise known as retarded. He is really good at being lazy, and not getting off his ass to do anything. He is so incredibly stupid, that at this point it's just sad.

"I think Ethan's going to die on that couch. He hasn't made himself any food in four years."

by yeeter53324 April 17, 2019

Ethan

The kind of friend any girl would be lucky to have. He's not always the center of attention, but he doesn't mind. He has his secrets, and he keeps to himself a lot. But once you get to know him, he's one of the best people you'll ever meet. Sensitive, sweet, and absolutely hilarious. Insecure at times, but an extremely intelligent guy. Might be looked at as a nerd from an outside view, but from an inside view he's not so easily labelled. Closest thing to perfect a friend can be.

"Wow Ethan is such a queen"

by Looouuuuzzzeerrr May 22, 2018

ethan

looks like the crimson chin

ethan is gay and looks like the crimson chin

by Gay boi 100 February 8, 2018

Ethan

Pimp with a gigantic cock.

"Damn I want to ride Ethan''s gigantic fucking dick."

by triggeredwhigger December 4, 2017

Ethan A

Asian boy with white boy friends. Smart, part Mexican, usually has a dad who likes excel.

Yo, Ethan A And I failed our science project

by PizaPi September 4, 2019

ethan

He will make you feel so safe all the time, ur gonna fall for him, ur gonna be there whenever he needs you, ur gonna think he’s the cutest person alive but guess what honey he’s just here to fuck. All the ethans are here for sex and u know it.

georgia: “omg it’s ethan he’s coming over”
larita: “don’t be an idiot he just wants a root”

by i’m in love with a gangster May 5, 2020