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Dive trailer

A low budget, broke down, scummy trailer right wing voter fraud conspiracy peddlers claim to live on their voter registration forms in order to commit voter fraud
Normal person 1: I heard Mark Meadows put a dive trailer address on his voter registration so he could vote in North Carolina.

Normal person 2: If it turns out to be true, he should have to live there.

Normal person 1: Right? Maybe he hopes to get a pardon…
by The Original Tankboy March 7, 2022
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Fry Diving

Sticking your hand into an empty fast food bag to look for French fries that fell out of the container and into the bottom of the bag.
Denise: *looks over at Hannah going through empty bag* What're you doing?

Hannah: I'm Fry Diving! Duh! *pulls out four fries from bottom of bag* SCORE! *stuffs fries in mouth*

Denise:...
by McOmNomNom November 11, 2010
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inter-diving

1-Hey did you go on a date with any girl at any point in your life?

2- no, inter-diving.
by meevs May 11, 2008
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Scuba Diving

When a guy pees with his dick submerged in the toilet
Al has an ankle slipper so he goes scuba diving every time he pees
by Big38HawkEm December 31, 2020
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leisure dive

Jumping in mid-air over (usually) a body of water and striking a leisurely pose as if, say, laying on the beach reading a book.
John's leisure dive of him in a full tux with a martini glass over the pool was epic.
by bbcplease March 15, 2014
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stall dive

When you have to shit so bad you basically dive into the bathroom stall.
Dude#1: Bruce just ran by me. What's wrong with him?

Dude#2: I think he's about to stall dive broh

Dude#1: Damn! That bathrooms gonna be toxic...
by m00s3knuckl3 October 31, 2014
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Ostrich dive

To ostritch dive, one needs to consider the complexity of such a maneuver. First aquire lubricants and various oils. Secondly, aquire flexible female reproductive organs (grandmothers recommended). Then proceed by inserting lubricated head slowly but firmly into the females front bottom.
"Yo Dave! You get with Becky last night?"
"Yea man! She even let me Ostrich dive her!!"
by Spastic llama September 27, 2015
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