Clay Coffee

some ugly ahh kid who smells like Clayton’s sweaty pits

Clay Coffee: I enjoy smelling like shit all the time!

by ton_of_clay June 01, 2024

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Clay hortle

Nick name for tortle, loves South African women .

Favourite phrase -unnebrocke

a haiku

A mortal tortle
Clay hortle

you want to courtal?

by Fenny wap October 07, 2018

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when you blackout on your grandmas bed with a log of shit on your chest.

Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?

John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!

Caleb: Bet!

by jnichols5 August 12, 2023

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A person who covers their face in makeup until they look like clay

OOOOH she do be a clay girl. she ugly

by School Identifier November 13, 2020

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Fucking a person in the asshole so hard that they start bleeding whilst doing anal.

Person 1: Brennen was going crazy last night it was so loud.
Person 2: yeah, i heard he gave her the Georgia Red clay.

by Mike Vicks Dog May 19, 2022

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Im going to freak out of my neighbors dog keeps dropping clay on my grass

by Bobby Baboon November 08, 2019

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literally the best teacher you could have and also writes a lot of books

Clay Calder is my teacher “your so lucky lol”

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