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no bend

Something which does not have a bend.
"No bend - like a drag racing track"
by Cunt von Cunt November 6, 2003
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I can bend daddy

I can bend daddy means you can bend daddy
A:Can you bend daddy?
B:Of course I can bend daddy!
A:then show me you can bend daddy
B:*bends daddy*
by Luluuuuuuuu November 10, 2022
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Bend yard

A southern way of saying vineyard. Close to death, considered dead.
by LovelyJo January 8, 2023
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Rake Bend

A type of guitar bend with low documentation used and mostly known by David Gilmour fan boys
10 year guitarist: *plays 400 bpm monster solo*
1 year guitarist: Ok, but can you Rake Bend?
10 year guitarist: I have no idea what that is
1 year guitarist:* Rake Bends* Get learnt
by FamousPoet January 20, 2020
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Bending

A form of anal sexual pleasure specific to people who have a very large penis when half-hard. This act involves edging oneself almost to sexual completion, then waiting till the penis softens up to a point where its hard and virile enough to ejaculate, then bending it into the anus, therefore finishing in your butthole.
Friend 1: Dude I was Bending all night, it took ages to shit it out!
Friend 2: That's insane, you should be in an asylum!
by gigyo May 27, 2024
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Macbook bend

The brand new macbook from apple costs £1450 and it bend jack cardus also ticks Qs and pays it 5 months later in 5 pence coins
by Wanna buy a 20 deck November 17, 2020
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