harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.

Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

by WesNile November 26, 2007

Tighter than a Nuns cunt

Something that is extremely tight. Usually referring to nuts and bolts on a car.
Most commonly used in a mechanics garage and is the result of many skinned knuckles.

Those bolts are Tighter than a Nuns cunt.

by Paul Loose November 15, 2007

More dicks than dinners

A phrase to describe someone who has had sex with a lot of men

PERSON 1: Did you hear Alex brought another boy back last night?!

PERSON 2: I swear to god that girl has had more dicks than dinners

by IceyT November 29, 2018

Colder than a bitch in heat

When it's so cold that it is literally colder than a bitch in heat

"Dude my piss stream just froze completely solid mid piss! It's colder than a bitch in heat!" and your friend says, "No shit it's colder than a bitch in heat This shit is hella Montanan yo!"

by Montanan Man October 9, 2018

Higher Than Wu Tang

What happens when you smoke on some real good danks and you find yourself bamboozled.

Damn, I'm higher than wu tang.

by mrfistinkittens_420 November 4, 2009

It's better to wah than to woosh

It's better to live a happy wonderful life than to perish; or can be a simple fun phrase to tell your friends!

Tim: No please don't kick the chair, Uncle Timmy.
Uncle Timmy: I'm sorry *is about to kick chair from underneath his legs*
Kid: Please, Uncle. It's better to wah than to woosh
Richard:... You're right. *proceeds to kick chair*

by FaggitConko69 January 25, 2019

Minecraft better than fortnite

It's relateable

Fuck fortnite minecraft better than fortnite

by PvEnjoyerture December 1, 2021