tent boy

A man that is small, nubile, and/or feminine in appearance. In the Greek military, they would be passed from tent to tent to be used as a sex object by their larger, more masculine counterparts.

"Damn, that man's absolutely adorable. Total tent boy material."

by Action Nad March 7, 2023

Drunk-Tenting

Screwing in a tent while wasted.

"I drunk-tented Suzie last night while camping!!"

"Drunk-tenting is much more fun than I expected!"

by Oliviersucksballs September 17, 2011

foggy tent

Different & special in a good way.

It’s not a foggy tent movie - there’s no rush to go see it in the theater.

by TheHallmark January 13, 2020

tent dating

dating a hoe

We're tent dating.

by girldatsa_bootyhole April 19, 2018

Dressed in a Tent

A phrase that describes clothing, usually of a woman, that is so loose or baggy that one can't determine the shape or outline of her body. The phrase can describe clothing that is designed to be loose or poorly-fitting clothes that are many sizes too large. This type of clothing is often worn by people who like to dress conservatively, people who are concerned about their weight, and the elderly.

"I don't care if she's curvy, she shouldn't have to dress in a tent to be respected at the office!"
"Did you see Brent the other day? He's recently lost a lot of weight, and he was wearing his old clothes at the store. He was practically dressed in a tent!"
"My grandma was dressed in a tent at my brother's wedding. It's so sad that no one designs nice-looking clothes for the elderly."

by LadyKathryn May 21, 2020

Meat tent

A girl who is trying to get your attention and flashes her massive clam at you then you realize that its so huge that camel toe or moose knuckle is way to small to call this thing but then realize its as big as a circus tent so you call it a meat tent.

She was being sexy doing a dance and showed me her clit and boy its so big it could be a meat tent.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Unders Tent

A tent made out of stolen underpants taken from a crushes’ dirty laundry basket, created for the purpose of engaging in creepy behaviors.

“No, I don’t think I’m particularly creepy for watching bae’s live feed in my unders tent. The fact that I’m munching on her shedded eyelashes might push me over into creepster, though.

by Ms. Awful August 1, 2018