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Spanish Teacher

A lowlife scum who thrives off making students miserable because they failed at their own life. Often will give you difficult tests for the sole purpose of moving your grade down. Extremely inconsiderate and rude, and nobody loves them.
Kate: Hey Susan, isn’t your son a Spanish Teacher?

Susan: Yes, but he isn’t my son anymore because I disowned that sorry sack of shit.
by goldnugget December 20, 2019
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teacher fart

A phase to show how something unusual happens.
Dave: So what happened yesterday.
Stan: It was crazy, a TEACHER FART happened, my boss gave me a raise!!!!
by Jason (fart) Master May 23, 2010
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sluty teacher

is a teacher who happens to be sluty. aka likes sleeping around with a degree.
"today my teacher slept with my best friend during lunch just so she wouldn't have to fail him"!
by pixie dust July 8, 2004
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Teacher Lag

The term for trying to stall a teacher because you are bored as fuck.
Teacher - 2+2 = 4
Jimmy - (Thats Easy) I DONT GET IT
Jimmy used Teacher Lag
by eliasnajmclaire November 18, 2013
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Tumblr Teacher

One of the coolest teachers you will ever meet. They know all the memes going around and will often show them during class. This type of teacher gets along with the students very well because he has the same mindset. He/she will often dress very fashionably.
"Omg I have the funniest math teacher!! I'm class he kept telling us all these hilarious jokes. Do you know him?"

"No, but he sounds like a Tumblr Teacher."
by kkcool32 May 18, 2015
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teacher alert

The thing stupid kids in second grade say when the scout they picked sees the teacher coming back to the room from a shit loud enough for the teacher to hear them, defeating the purpose of being sneaky.
John: hey billy be our scout!
Billy: okay

(5 minutes pass)
Billy: TEACHER ALERT, TEACHER ALERT!
by The real Sid Vicious November 14, 2019
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Old teachers

tell stories of there past are forgetful want to get your grades up anyway possible
I swear old teachers retire 5 times
by kidsinmybasement123 December 12, 2019
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