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Talking Chalk

To talk trash while maintaining a level of high intelligence
Bro 1: Bro, did you hear that other team talking chalk about us?
Bro 2: Bro, let them talk chalk, they are simple commoners.
by dtrain11 January 28, 2015
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Crotch talk

When you are making love but the girl/guy is not reaching their high point, move your face to their crotch and gave it a little pep talk and then finish.
Howard and I were banging and I could reach it so he crotch talked me and I reached it!
by The bigg papa March 25, 2016
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Careless talk

When someone speaks without sensitivity or regard for other peoples feelings who may be in the proximity.
Jamie meets a girl with a Purple dress at an elevator, he smiles and walks away. Later Jamie decides to look up the name of the girl and sends her an email which reads. "Sorry for staring at you earlier. It's just Purple is my favorite colour. Let me know when you decide to get the lift again and I will stare some more." - This could be seen by some as being an unwelcome email and a prime example where "Careless talk"was used.
by carebear01 October 22, 2013
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Nothing talk

when one speaks a collection of words each being completely irrelvant to the last and having no correlation in the sentences they make but are simply the immediate reaction to the word they just said and repeat in a continuous random cycle. Usually performed while blazed.

More simply: you say a word you think sounds cool or is in your head and just immediatly say the next word to come to your head
Chris had some trippy nothing talk last night he was like "pencils in my lap falling from the sky then up to the groud all around in a cycle you see with the cell phones dancing in the polyurethane protective eyeware that drips from the sun frollicking with the mischevious actions achieving the great impossible desperation from under my chair that i tie into a knot and swing it around my arms, not too tight, but like an orange peel collapsing from beneath my soul"
by patjc April 2, 2008
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Trump Talk

Trump Talk - Communicating in the style of Donald Trump and described as thoroughly counter productive, unbelievable and outrageous. Communication that generally contain one or more of the following purpose driven communications strategies: inability to directly answer questions, non-fiction based/unsubstantiated/false content, jibberish, inappropriate/insulting retalitory attacks, grandiose ego driven delusional self apraisals, inability to demonstrate emotional maturity, nonsense and avoidance tactics.
Trump Talk "My IQ is one of the highest and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault." -Donald Trump
by Jane Doe USA January 18, 2017
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Talking to Bert

This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.

This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.

You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
by macpolo11 July 22, 2011
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tiny talk

A minimalist response to small talk that is a conversation ender.
I shut down my mom with tiny talk: "what do you want for Christmas?"

"Porn."
by Twokitties March 3, 2016
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