Taco Bell

A Mexican fast-food franchise that, after consumption, you better run and find a nearby bathroom before you shit yourself

Citizen 1: I ate Taco Bell and my ashore exploded.
Citizen 2: Poor you...

by Animal lover 2011 December 30, 2023

Taco Bell Drama

It's like... well, you know... sometimes things go that way.

I mean it was like, it wasn't no Taco Bell drama, ya know?

by "Patrick" May 14, 2019

Taco Bell

A place that hires you just to unhire before you even started

Taco bell is soooooooooooooooooooooo rude.

by girl who got fired at tacobell October 15, 2019

Taco Bell Wishing Well

When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.

“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”

by Aros22 April 15, 2022

Taco Bell

A gay dude that will tear ur ass up.

Who, Jamie last night was actin like a taco bell last nite! my ass hurts, and now i can squeeze3 dicks in there!

by TWENTY ØNE PILØTS trash October 18, 2016

Taco Bell

A place where you're depressed while sipping on your Baja Blast.

I went to Taco Bell.

by Ahaha Get Noob Get Obese March 9, 2020

Taco Bell

A toilet's worst nightmare.

Peter: I'm going to Taco Bell.
Toilet: Oh shit

by human1010101 November 22, 2018