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Superman and Batman

Superman was really wanting for sex and wanted some lovely activity with Batman,he invited Batman to his house and told him to follow him to his room and locked the door,then he caressed Batman’s dick and rubs it every 3 seconds,Batman blushed and was so horny. Then Superman starts to give him a handjob and masturbate his dick. His dick is so hard and as Superman is jerking it,Batman exclaimed “Oh yes..!!!,Ugh FASTER FASTER” and then said “I’M ABOUT TO CUM” and he cummed and made his underwear wet,and someone of the cum came out and on Superman’s Face and his floor. And he said “Good boy, and licks the semen” then he unbuckles his belt and undresses his clothes and underwear and throws them into the bed. He tells batman to do the same too,He then goes behind Batman on the bed and as his Dick hard,He then fucks it so hard and fast,Batman screamed “OH YES DADDY SUPERMAN,YES OHH THAT THING IS SO BIG!!”,Of course,Since he feels the pleasure,He cums as well and Superman too,They were both so pleased and as Batman was really horny,he sucked Superman’s Dick and sucked it hard. Superman exclaimed “Oh yes…Ohh yes… Go Batman do it faster…” and Batman did,Superman was so pleased,he moaned so hard and as his cum goes inside Batman,Batman stopped and was so pleased with his cum,and he put on his Underwear,Clothes and buckled his belt and said “Superman I want to meet you again next week daddy”.
Superman and Batman are the ones that I really want to have the gay sex
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Superman

A superman is a level 6 sex move where you put your cock in her mouth and lay flat on her face and do the superman pose and hum the superman theme while she sucks it down until you cum.
My boyfriend gives the best supermans
by s3xmast3rr August 19, 2024
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superman

I would consider myself very fly, or a superman.
by jerris March 19, 2022
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The Superman

A sexual act in which you hang yourself from your roof in the same position as superman would when flying and let you partner furiously stroke your 4 inch monster to oblivion , making you arrive in seconds , the same way Superman would arrive anywhere in seconds.
me and my girlfriend tried to do The superman , unfortunately i have a seven incher , so it kinda hurt when she stoked it fast , but i came fast
by Dr!p k!ng December 22, 2024
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Superman Alert

When an obese person enters a room or setting, typically wearing a Superman shirt, hat, etc.
by 0_0awkward0_0 January 28, 2019
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avengers superman superman (Fortnite)

this is a fortnite spray combo where people do the sprays in this order "avengers superman superman" because the logos are only the first letter it spells "ass" so people do this after killing a bad player
*a sweat cranks 90's on me and elims me then sprays the three sprays*

Me: wait that spells ass am i really that bad at the game. :(

God: no you suck at fortnite, get good.

(avengers superman superman (Fortnite) so i can post this to urban dictionary)
by anonymous January 14, 2025
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Superman

Noun:
A term for a boyfriend who saves the day whenever something bad happens in your life and who can make your heart soar above everything else with just the touch of his hand. A man who can be tough for the world but soft just for you and those he cares about. A man who shows that you're his own personal cryptonite and becomes yours more and more each time you see him. A Superman may be seen in the wild and you can recognize one by their protectiveness towards all those who need their help. They are known to defend the innocent and have massive muscles.
Girl: Who's that guy?? I just saw him help an old lady cross the street and beat up a biker dude who was trying to rob her!
Other girl: Oh that's (insert any name ie. Trevor/Scottie/Ted) he's such a Superman! I've heard his muscles are to die for!
by Littleladybird04 August 31, 2024
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