suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.

At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!

by de-pube May 11, 2024

National Suck Dick Day

Everyday! Call your boyfriend over!

Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny

by I’m very honest March 29, 2020

Suck My Dick

New York Slang To Say Fuck You Or Fuck Off

Tdott-Yo Bro You A Dick Rider

Ddot-Nigga Suck My Dick I did it for a reason dummy

by Tdottty March 15, 2022

Suck dick month

May is suck dick month, every day in may is suck dick day but you have to kiss a girl first. If you kiss this girl she have to give you a Blow.

:Hey you know witch month it is?
:No?
:It’s suck dick month!

by IGotYouBoys April 27, 2022

suck ur own dick

something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*

kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!

by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021

suck my dick day

give me that good good ha

suck my dick day is the day where you have to suck my “dick”

by for the boys xx August 2, 2021

Suck my dick

A way of saying “fuck off” but funnier

-“You look like a potato in that picture” “suck my dick

by LittleLily(suck my dick) April 4, 2019