Straight Best Friend 

When a lesbian has a male best friend who is straight. The polar opposite of Gay Best Friend. They can partake in activities such as talking about video games, joking, or cuddling. (The cuddling doesn't actually count because they play for the same team, but it's still nice.)

Lesbian: Omg I love Jesse! He's like my straight best friend.

Every lesbian should have a straight best friend.

Straight Best Friend by feethands October 12, 2012

straight-gay 

Usually reffered to males, a word to describe heterosexuals who jokingly partake in homosexual acts. Although the homosexual acts can go pretty far, they remain true to their heterosexuality.

"Karen, your boyfriend and his friends are so straight-gay. They keep fondling each others' nipples and threaten to tea bag each other."

straight-gay by Emilio May 13, 2005

Straight "A" Student 

An accurate description of virtually anyone currently pursuing a Liberal Arts degree at Yale, Harvard, or Stanford without regard to merit due to rampant grade inflation at those educational institutions.

Rich Mom: "My Daugter Susan is a Straight "A" Student at Harvard. We are so proud of her."

Middle Class Mom: "Stop Bragging. Your Alumni husband is paying $50,000 per year so that your daughter can study medieval art and smoke weed every day. She is a Straight "A" Student just like everyone else at Harvard."

Straight "A" Student by Aaron Lightner May 28, 2011

straight edge 

If you're really straight edge, you don't need to go telling everyone about it, it's something you do for YOURSELF. 99% of the morons with X's on their hands are posers/scenesters obsessed with fashioncore.

Example: A lot of the girls on the "girls gone wild" commercials have big black X's on their hand but they're taking off their clothes for cash. How is that respecting their bodies?

straight edge by frank zappa March 18, 2005

straight flamer 

An effeminate straight male. A genuinely straight flamer isn't a gay man in denial, but rather, genderqueer and/or androgynous. He enjoys the company of gay men and women, and has probably had plenty of opportunities to be with men, but singularly desires women. He enjoys the duality and expansiveness of feeling both masculine and feminine, and likely feels like a lesbian in a man's body. Finding a woman who desires this kind of man, however, is the straight flamer's burden in life, but they do exist.

"My gaydar totally misread that guy. I would have sworn he was gay, but he's just a straight flamer." Sorry, hon.

straight flamer by Mark Rollands January 11, 2009

straight supremacy

Promotion of the belief that straight people are superior to people of other sexual orientations and preferences. Especially a political ideology that advocates the social, moral, and political dominance of heterosexuals. Straight supremacists generally identify as religious conservatives and frequently engage in hate speech citing homosexuality as a leading cause of social problems such as the breakdown of the institution of marriage.

We look forward to the time when straight supremacy and its antiquated notions will fall into obscurity like other hate groups of the past.

That Rick Santorum is a raging straight supremacist. What a douche.

straight supremacy by Nephthysia June 1, 2012

straight edge poser 

A person who just because made friends with someone who say they are "straight edge" Has now just suddenly turn/became straight edge. When he/she drinks,has sex all the time,does drugs,or cuts themself. And if their friend stops being straight edge they will too.

strait edge poser:" This guy really likes me because he knows that I'm straight edge"

non straight edge person: "What do you mean, you have cuts all over your body and you got totally wasted last night."

straight edge poser: "Shut up! *takes ecstacy pills*

straight edge poser by lolitakisses September 25, 2006