This is the imfamous urban myth about the cheerleader who: Gets on the bus with the winning football team, performs oral sex on every guy...swallows...more than once in some cases...and then becomes violently ill and has to be rushed to the hospital to have her stomach pumped!
Alternate versions of the story have said incident occuring in the locker room, at someones house and/or victory party after the game. The sport in particular also varies. Some times it's the basketball team, the lacross team, the soccer team, etc. Also, the girl in question also various. Some times it's the campus slut, sometimes it's even a hot female teacher or someone's MILF mom!
Another variation on this urban myth is that the girl in question has straight 'intercourse with the entire team, gets her genitals ripped-open, and has to be rushed to the hospital to have her ravaged vagina sewn-up/sewn shut!
Alternate versions of the story have said incident occuring in the locker room, at someones house and/or victory party after the game. The sport in particular also varies. Some times it's the basketball team, the lacross team, the soccer team, etc. Also, the girl in question also various. Some times it's the campus slut, sometimes it's even a hot female teacher or someone's MILF mom!
Another variation on this urban myth is that the girl in question has straight 'intercourse with the entire team, gets her genitals ripped-open, and has to be rushed to the hospital to have her ravaged vagina sewn-up/sewn shut!
"In the urban myth known as the Cheerleader story, the girl performed so much hot oral sex on the football team during their bus-ride home she had to have her stomach pumped! Guess she swallowed a little too much!"
by Carl J. Maltese March 27, 2007
Get the Cheerleader storymug. by Izrhel Farrell March 14, 2015
Get the story for the godsmug. A story that lonely people read and jerk off to on urban dictionary. Observe:
I watched as Michael un buttoned his shirt to revel his rock hard six pack, I could already tell he was definitely packing something so I unzipped his fly to revel his rock hard 9 inch. I blushed, surprised, and then I could feel my dick get hard, he obviously noticed, he grabbed me and undid my clothes. We were making out on top of each other naked our hard cocks rubbing up against one another’s naked bodies as we made out. “Top me Noah” Michael said passionately while taking a breath. I gave him a blow job and he came in my mouth, I swallowed, got out the lube, turned him over and slid my rock into his tight asshole. We both moaned in delight as my cock stretched his tiny asshole. I eventually finished in his ass he gave me a blow job I came in his mouth and we fell asleep naked on each other.
The end (true story)
I watched as Michael un buttoned his shirt to revel his rock hard six pack, I could already tell he was definitely packing something so I unzipped his fly to revel his rock hard 9 inch. I blushed, surprised, and then I could feel my dick get hard, he obviously noticed, he grabbed me and undid my clothes. We were making out on top of each other naked our hard cocks rubbing up against one another’s naked bodies as we made out. “Top me Noah” Michael said passionately while taking a breath. I gave him a blow job and he came in my mouth, I swallowed, got out the lube, turned him over and slid my rock into his tight asshole. We both moaned in delight as my cock stretched his tiny asshole. I eventually finished in his ass he gave me a blow job I came in his mouth and we fell asleep naked on each other.
The end (true story)
by That.one.queer November 1, 2020
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Me and my friend were hanging out at my place and we played truth or dare and I chose dare and she told me to send her pictures of me fucking myself and I had to keep going until I started to moan so I did I was in there for a pretty long time but when I came back I showed them to her she said that it made her hard and and she asked to see me do it in front of her so I did and I started to moan and then she started to eat my pussy and the rest was a wet and loud and nude night and that's my sex story
by anonymous December 19, 2021
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I was with my hot slut of a step sister and she was trying to teach me some basic english. She said "How can i link it to something you already understand" me being the whore i am replied as a joke "Well i understand a lot about sex!" She smiles seductively at this and says "Alright you horny boy!" She then says "So a noun is a thing like boobs -She touches her boobs_- or pussy -she strokes her pussy- or dick -she puts her hand down my pants and grabs my dick-" i go rock hard and grow to 9 inches but she does not stop there. She then says "a verb is a doing word like stroking - she strokes her pussy- or sucking - she pulls off my trousers and gives me a blowjob-" I am now harder than ever but she still continues "Now an adjective is a describing word like large -she touches her boobs and ass- or long -she gives me a handjob- now if you combine them all you can make quite powerful sentences. I want to ride you long and hard dick or fuck me hard or can you stick that dick up my ass? Now to stop me boring you with words its practical time (:" She gets on top of me and pulls my dick and stuffs it up her ass. I am surprised a dick of my size can fit inside an ass but hers is pretty big. We passionately kiss and fuck hard for hours until we fall asleep nakad with my dick still inside her. In the morning we go into the 69 position but my step mum walks in on us and goes to get my dad. Then we all join in and have a fucking good foursome.
I was with my hot slut of a step sister and she was trying to teach me some basic english. She said "How can i link it to something you already understand" me being the whore i am replied as a joke "Well i understand a lot about sex!" She smiles seductively at this and says "Alright you horny boy!" She then says "So a noun is a thing like boobs -She touches her boobs_- or pussy -she strokes her pussy- or dick -she puts her hand down my pants and grabs my dick-" i go rock hard and grow to 9 inches but she does not stop there. She then says "a verb is a doing word like stroking - she strokes her pussy- or sucking - she pulls off my trousers and gives me a blowjob-" I am now harder than ever but she still continues "Now an adjective is a describing word like large -she touches her boobs and ass- or long -she gives me a handjob- now if you combine them all you can make quite powerful sentences. I want to ride you long and hard dick or fuck me hard or can you stick that dick up my ass? Now to stop me boring you with words its practical time (:" She gets on top of me and pulls my dick and stuffs it up her ass. I am surprised a dick of my size can fit inside an ass but hers is pretty big. We passionately kiss and fuck hard for hours until we fall asleep nakad with my dick still inside her. In the morning we go into the 69 position but my step mum walks in on us and goes to get my dad. Then we all join in and have a fucking good foursome.
by HOT SEX STORIES March 10, 2022
Get the Sex Storymug. a story thats either too short or too long that ultimately ends up going nowhere. It has no real point and usually justs ends in everyone laughing AT the person who told the story.
Vick: wow
Vick: ok i just played a game of team slayer
Vick: i start off and all my other 3 teamates r just killing themselves
Vick: and im killing the other team
Vick: so finally once my whole team quits i have 8 kills and they had -4
Vick: and we have 4 total kills against the other teams 3
Vick: so its 4-3 and 4 v 1
Vick: im playing the other team 1 v 4
Vick: and the final score was me 30, other team 6
roofpong: that was such a jill story
Vick: ok i just played a game of team slayer
Vick: i start off and all my other 3 teamates r just killing themselves
Vick: and im killing the other team
Vick: so finally once my whole team quits i have 8 kills and they had -4
Vick: and we have 4 total kills against the other teams 3
Vick: so its 4-3 and 4 v 1
Vick: im playing the other team 1 v 4
Vick: and the final score was me 30, other team 6
roofpong: that was such a jill story
by leg April 12, 2006
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One night I got a text from my best friend, we both had feelings for each other but never bothered confessing our feelings, his message said “My parents are on a business trip, wanna hang?” I immediately responded with “Sure” I quickly got ready and drove to his house. As I got there he told me to follow him to his bedroom, as we made it to the room there were red led lights and a hair tie on his table, he then took off his shirt revealing his perfect 6 pack, I asked “what’re you doing?” He didn’t reply and then he started French kissing me as we did so he took off my shirt as long with my red lingerine bra, he stopped kissing me then pushed me onto the bed he started to lick my huge tits making me gasp for air, then he proceeded to slowly take off my tights then my panties revealing my throbbing pussy he threw them on the carpet floor and hoisted my legs onto his shoulders widening my wet pussy, he would then take off his jeans and boxers revealing his 10in cock, before he’d insert his hard dick into my pussy I pushed him then made him sit down, I took the hair tie and tighten my hair into a ponytail, I got on my knees and started licking the side of his cock, then the tip, I knew he wanted me to suck his rock dick so I did as he wanted, I started sucking his cock so hard and fast he pushed my head onto it as he did so, then I felt him cum into my mouth, I easily swallowed it whole. Then we fell asleep, in each other’s arms. Naked.
One night I got a text from my best friend, we both had feelings for each other but never bothered confessing our feelings, his message said “My parents are on a business trip, wanna hang?” I immediately responded with “Sure” I quickly got ready and drove to his house. As I got there he told me to follow him to his bedroom, as we made it to the room there were red led lights and a hair tie on his table, he then took off his shirt revealing his perfect 6 pack, I asked “what’re you doing?” He didn’t reply and then he started French kissing me as we did so he took off my shirt as long with my red lingerine bra, he stopped kissing me then pushed me onto the bed he started to lick my huge tits making me gasp for air, then he proceeded to slowly take off my tights then my panties revealing my throbbing pussy he threw them on the carpet floor and hoisted my legs onto his shoulders widening my wet pussy, he would then take off his jeans and boxers revealing his 10in cock, before he’d insert his hard dick into my pussy I pushed him then made him sit down, I took the hair tie and tighten my hair into a ponytail, I got on my knees and started licking the side of his cock, then the tip, I knew he wanted me to suck his rock dick so I did as he wanted, I started sucking his cock so hard and fast he pushed my head onto it as he did so, then I felt him cum into my mouth, I easily swallowed it whole. Then we fell asleep, in each other’s arms. Naked.
by Shartedinmypants July 24, 2021
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