Food Stealth

Stealthy food, as in it's sneaky.

"He is to be charged of food stealth, your honour."

by H. E. L. P. M. E John January 27, 2023

Stealth Peen

In online roleplay if a male is roleplaying a female character and has not shared that he is really a male then he is a stealth peen.

Richard is a stealth peen because his female warlock character is named BettyBoop694 and he has not shared that he is really a male to his online friends who he has been leading on for months for his entertainment.

by Zyrexia February 20, 2015

Stealth puddle

The term given to a loose paving stone that collects water underneath it which splashes your leg when you step on it.

Manchester is full of stealth puddles

by smitchlovesfunk September 13, 2017

stealth shag

Having sex silently, so as to avoid causing irreparable emotional trauma to their children.

My parents don't stealth shag. I wish I was deaf.

by Something Amusing October 26, 2013

Stealth Bomb-her

When you ejaculate inside your partner during coitus, having removed the condom surreptitiously beforehand.

"Stealth Bomb-her, yo."

by RoundenBrown October 16, 2021

Stealth Bombing

Is commonly mistaken for when someone has done a silent yet incredibly bad smelling trump. however means when someone has "dropped off the radar" or in other words is unable to be contacted due to them appearing to be excluding a group of people for an unknown reason, be it due to an argument or the person in question having just changed. etc.

Dave: Colin you heard from John recently??
Colin: No mate hes been ignoring my texts... looks like he's stealth bombing us at the moment..

by Lolage... June 28, 2010

Stealth Swag

When someone has massive amounts of swag, but it isn't noticeable at first.

Guy: Did it hurt?

Girl: Did what hurt?

Guy: When you fell out of heaven?

Girl: Ooooo, nice Stealth Swag you have there.

by SwagHero April 30, 2011