stealth 100

to gain so much stealth that you become invisible to the multiverse when you crouch/sneak.
Homer Simpson is a good example of gaining stealth 100, as he gets absorbed by his hedges when he completely disappears, or when franklin steals the yellow car from micheal's son jimmy.

ima get stealth 100 and do a sneak attack

by SCPlayz7000 April 21, 2024

Stealth

A shy kid who doesn’t burst out in conversations and likes to disappear whenever he can. An Awesome superhero, but honestly his friends are a lot better. This kid will always have amazing friends to help him get out of situations. He is also a huge flirt, but only with one girl in his life. He is really loyal and won’t give on anything until it’s finally finished.

Stealth: Two months Andy! You are going to be grounded for two solid months! Do you realize how lonely I’m going to be!

by MD Jules November 14, 2020

Stealth Evacuation

The tucking, removing, or general hiding of security ID's in a place of employment that requires name badges be displayed. This act is done during extended bathroom breaks, as not to be identified under the stall partition.

Ugh, I'm hungover as hell today... Time for a stealth evacuation and a quick nap on the can.

by ~TheLuckyOne13~ June 11, 2014

stealth shag

Having sex silently, so as to avoid causing irreparable emotional trauma to their children.

My parents don't stealth shag. I wish I was deaf.

by Something Amusing October 26, 2013

stealth update

A stealth update is when a game updates without telling you about it, this is a common problem for games on steam which can update without consent or warning

Gamer: Pheew, i spent hours modding a game
Steam: Do it again!
Gamer: What?
Steam: Stealth update got you frickface!
Gamer: Frick you Steam!

by Wolf14Vargen14 July 27, 2024

Stealth bomb

The act of taking a Jagerbomb in a mug, thereby concealing ones' alcoholic intentions.

Josh: how did you get through work today?
Scott: I stealth bombed the entire time bruh

by bigcocksowhat September 27, 2014

Stealth Grieving

Stealth Grieving

This adds the word Stealth to a word Griefing which was already coined by Industrio Melman May 1, 2004

Griefing - Purposefully shooting or otherwise sabotaging your teammates in an online game.
We were winning the capture the flag game until Brian and Chris decided to started griefing and shot the rest of us in the back.

Stealth Grieving is when someone maliciously targets you and after succeeding blends back into obscurity and acts innocent of the harm that they have caused you while portraying themselves as innocent and exempt from the harm they have caused.

She ruined my life through Stealth Grieving acts towards me.

by PseudonymHorton July 22, 2024