Similar to Jet Lag, Sports Lag is that fatigue you feel after staying up late to watch the game on tv.
Joe: Dude,why are you so sleepy, it's 10am and you have a meeting.
Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.
Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.
by PeterPo October 22, 2009
Get the Sports Lag mug.Similar to boxing, facking involves at least two people attacking each other with only their feet. Hands must be held behind the back as is custom. Only feet may be used, no other appendage is allowed. Other than this there are no rules, feet may be used in literally any way possible.
Did you see that fack last night? No? Jimmy "clubfoot" Orweeny put his foot through John "the podiatrist" Mahan.
It's Fack (sport)
It's Fack (sport)
by GodFacker November 15, 2011
Get the Fack (sport) mug.The art of going to fancy restaurants with outdoor patio areas, and competitively choosing the best seat for yourself and a group of others, taking into account aspects such as direction of the sun, best view, exact wind direction, and distance from servers to get fastest service.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.
Jacqui is out doing some patio sports downtown. Hopefully this time there won’t be as many casualties from her fighting for the perfect table.
by Zytopian July 14, 2023
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by gajsjhsbkwaige March 30, 2023
Get the ben with sports mug.Someone who watches sportsball. Typically they have an obsession with a team but alternatively they can have an obsession with a player or even players. Players of whom sports fans will dedicate their whole lives to knowing every detail of what they had for breakfast and the last person they had sex with. Examples of sports fans include MJ Stans, Bronsexuals, Bradytards, and #1 fans of 2020’s 20th Overall Pick Bench McRiderson. Typically sports fans know nothing and commit acts such as “meat riding” and “casual racism.”
My sons a real sports fan! I hope he grows up to be a knowledgeable reporter like Stephen A Smith or Colin Cowherd!
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