soggy tulip

A group of bear lumbersexual men wearing wooden clogs in a field of tulips as they circle jerk onto a twink dressed as a tulip.

Dutch people love soggy tulips

by Misstastee June 2, 2018

Soggy biscuit

A game where multiple men circle around a biscuit and perform a circle jerk on a biscuit and the last man to ejaculate on the biscuit has to consume the biscuit

Yo I can't believe I had to eat the soggy biscuit

by Toesucker42069 January 20, 2023

soggy dark

Soggy Dark is extremely similar to soggy cookie, or soggy bread, in which multiple people sit in a circle, while in the middle sits dark, they all masturbate and the one who cums last on dark loses.
The loser drinks the cum.

Hey.. You wanna try Soggy Dark?

by DarkieBoy January 5, 2017

soggy bacon

When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.

Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.

by abofdrjizz June 27, 2014

Soggy Sal

A wet finger in the coin slot.

Watch your coin slot - soggy sal's in town!

by djfantasy July 4, 2011

Soggy Steven

Similar to a 'Soggy Sao' - only the fluids are from a male and a female, and the the Sao is a sleeping friend.

When one wakes up feeling sticky after sharing a swag with friends.

'My Mrs is going to be happy I didn't piss the bed, but I don't know what she'll think about me getting a soggy steven'

by blt87 December 9, 2022

soggy porrige

Soggy porrige is when you and a group of guys get a bowl with crushed buscuits and everyone stands around the bowl and jerks off into it. The last person to cum has to mix it all together and eat the "porrige"

I played a game of soggy porrige last night, I loved it! I didn't cum last.

by TheWeedler4:19 June 7, 2017