smack the shit

Next level of beating the shit out of someone

If you give me the chance to me Drake Bell of ‘Drake and Josh’ instead of Drake the rapper I’m gonna smack the shit outta you.

by Oh she-t February 27, 2018

Smack Fuck

Something done by Heterosexuals and Homosexuals alike, it's the act of placing an undisclosed amount of drugs on the tip of one's dick and interpeniously inserting it into anothers anus.

My gal and I were looking for a way to use up the rest of the drugs, so I bent her over, made her grab her ankles, and gave her a smack fuck.

by smackfucker August 03, 2009

Ball Smack

When someone places their ball sac on Melisa Sorger's head.

Hey Melisa, how 'bout a ball smack?

by kcirtap naroh December 02, 2003

Shit Smack

the act of putting feces and/or farting in your hand and smacking an individual in the face therefor making the person smell the ominous gases perfuming from your hand also leaving ones self to be smelling like shit for the rest of the day

the other day this kid tried to give me a rusty hook but before he could i gave him a shit smack

by punjabi--allahpraiser January 21, 2011

Smack-Ops

To perform a stealthy operation. Requires skill and stealth. The ultimate infiltration skill.

Mitch and matt did a smack-ops mission up the silo.

by SFSO June 14, 2007

Cum smack

The act of a man jizzing in his hand and smacking a girl so hard that your hand sticks to her face and her face turns beat red, and covered in cock butter

Dude that bitch cheated on you. She deserves to get cum smacked.

by Godj375 February 16, 2011

Traffic smack

Masturbating while in heavy traffic because you are so bored there is nothing else to do.

Guy1: Man were you in that traffic jam yesterday?
Guy2: Ya, that was horrible. I was so bored I had myself a traffic smack.

by hobo2000 August 02, 2007