by Buck Brandon May 20, 2019
Get the pussy slappermug. During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.
by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022
Get the The Nut Slappermug. by Strontium_ August 19, 2019
Get the Slappermug. When you rip a chainsaw fart during an awful case of swamp ass that has the same sound, smell and consistency of slapping two pieces of lunch meat together.
I came home from a run and let out a Baloney Slapper so rancid my dog came to see if I was about to feed him.
by BigDickCorrine April 15, 2022
Get the Baloney Slappermug. 
