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Skaterism

A collection of negative traits and behaviors most often associated with skateboarders expressed, as a disregard for everything but skateboarding, including family, work, significant others, and daily hygiene.
I respect the actual skateboarding so that’s not the thing but, skaterism is a deal breaker for me.

Mike calls in to work almost everyday because his skaterism prevents him from following through on anything.
by Maceo & Mekenzie July 5, 2019
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skater

A bottom, gay closeted man that rides meat every Wednesday
Yo have you spoken to skater?
No he's too busy sucking dick
by Vipid September 2, 2022
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SKATERED

A cross between Skate and Scatter; to leave.
"After high school we all skatered to colleges at opposite ends of the earth."
by A. Starkey September 1, 2008
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Closet Skater

Used to refer to a skateboarder who will not tell anyone that they skate because they are intimidated by better skaters.
Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.
by Yellowwater September 20, 2019
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Skater boi

by Lozloz1983 November 4, 2021
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skater couple

They are the two kids who share earbuds, tease each other in the halls, and basically act like a couple. They like to skateboard, and often do it together. Not the most popular couple, but are known by others. They overall seem like really cool people, and look awesome together.
Person 1: Yo did you see that skater couple?
Person 2: Yeah. They looked really cool.
by rootbeer&icecream December 7, 2017
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Skater chick

Another punk riding a skateboard like a city slicker

Used in a derogatory tone outside of California and new York, because outside those two states people realize skaterboys are feminine, usually meaning people look down on them often linking homosexuality with the boarders
Man: you're a skaterboy / skater chick a*s punk city sliccin and smoking menthols mr. Cali mcb*tch
by MdmaTripVacNDubMylar October 30, 2021
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