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simon the seahorse 

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you
Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!
simon the seahorse by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021
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Double-Barrled Shaboingboing 

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“Man i just saw Kendra and Shaquille at the bar in the matter of two minutes, what a double-barrled shaboingboing”

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North Atlantic SeaHorse 

North Atlantic SeaHorse- when you spray your girlfriend with water then elbow her in the face
Yeah I gave her the North Atlantic SeaHorse last night