OJ Session

OJ Session (Verb) The Act of lowkey killing your wife and getting away with it

Yo Dude You Here About Jenny

Yeah Her Husband Had An OJ Session With Her

by OJ "SIMP"son October 23, 2020

Verbal 69 Session

Any "interview" that is so complimentary to the person being interviewed that it's as if they are sucking each other's dicks through language.

If you have one of these clowns who does stupid shit like plan wars behind our backs and hurts people's lives in various ways in front of you and you don't grill the motherfucker, you're fired.
The most obvious example of a Verbal 69 Session was Howard Stern's interview with Joe Biden in April of 2024, where Stern called Biden "America's Father."

by Publius0987 August 9, 2025

Tea Session

When Remy invites you back to his house and slowly but surely brings you to climax via a series of erotic massages.

Hey man I wish Remy explained what a tea session was before I went over to his place.

by Ratatouille_pledge69 September 26, 2021

coco session

A term used by those working in dementia wards, apparently to refer to wild sex

Brit: "A coco session soon would do me good ;)"

Michael: "Geez Brit you didn't have to get so graphic!"

by werrd. July 23, 2020

girlies stroking session

best known groupchat on discord, lives up to its reputation by being offensive to everyone

Tim: "Did you see Rachel got invited to girlies stroking session?"
Tom: "No way... I'm so jealous."

by apIistia January 5, 2023

Bust session

Masturbating

What are you doing?
Im having a bust session

by Deallikekaik November 19, 2016

Beat Down Session

Typically a call to meeting to facilitate the embrrassment of one or more members of a group.

Hey can you guys pop down to Suite 1? We need to have a beat down session on some of our sales personnel for missing last year's numbers by $4.50

by SethLisp December 3, 2010