Teapot Dome Scandal

when ya suck dick with hot tea in your mouth

I knutted so hard after she gave me that teapot dome scandal, my dick aches.

by real mozzarella July 7, 2019

scandinavian eye gouging

the act of an erect penis gouging the eye out of a woman by constant pelvic thrust until the man is ready to cum. Then the male is to cum into the un-gouged eye of the woman causing her to have pink eye in one eye and to be blind in the other.Originated in Scandinavia

Did you hear that bitch, Tracey went blind due to Scandinavian eye gouging?

by RAZZOR January 3, 2015

presidential scandal

When a man, prefferably in the presidential posistion, preforms an attrocity to the congreggation.

Zach, you must have known she was only 11! That's a presidential scandal.

by iangoeth August 26, 2005

sandiford

Leader of the sand people
FORD and SAND

nigga, don't be a busta sandiford and level-headed

by Kyle Gillespie! HA townies September 7, 2005

sanding wood

The act of inserting a penis into an excessively arid vagina, resulting in a generally uncomfortable experience for the male nether regions.

Man, Mike must have been sanding wood last night. You should have seen the friction burn on his Johnson!

by VitaPeachHealthLog March 17, 2011

sandil

A man who is very annoying, he likes to tidy up all the time, he laughs at his own jokes and he thinks that he has a six pack when he doesn't. He is a family man. He is very gentil with children and he is very clumsy.

Oh Sandil you are not very funny but still your kind.

by Tia Powell-Lefore July 10, 2017

Scandinavian boloni sandwitch

put boloni and cheese, role them up in a cylinder and shove in a girls vagina

I had a scandinavian boloni sandwitch for supper yesterday.

by red54321 July 12, 2010