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Spankability Scale

A scale (usually 1-10) by which to judge a woman's beauty. The unit of measure being the likeleyhood or frequency that you will masturbate to fantasies of her.
That chick is so fucking hot, she's definitely a 10 on the Spankability Scale!
by LtcOliverNorth May 7, 2003
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coke scale

A digital scale commonly used for weighing drugs, Marijuana, Cocaine, Mushrooms, etc. But can obviously be used for anything. "Coke scale" is a common street term used to describe a hundredth scale. That is a scale that weighs out to the hundredth of a gram. Ex. 0.01 More precise than a traditional scale that weighs to the tenth of a gram "0.1" that is most familiar with weed measurement.
Dude i paid for a half 8th! This shit weighs 1.7, not 1.75 why you jewin' me? get a coke scale dammit!
by Hey sexy Ben Dover October 4, 2009
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Scaldy

Plural: scaldies

A scaldy is a traveler who has elected to give up the glamour of the caravan and live in a house/other non wheeled living accommodation.
Kim: Have you seen the gypo who moved in across the road?
Aggie: Aye, scaldy!
by Scaldy John February 1, 2012
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Finger scale

A scale relating to a female's looks. A three on the finger scale means "I would cut off three of my fingers to nail that girl".
by B-Stange April 14, 2003
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5 To 3 Scale

A scale used to amaze and confuse stoners and otherwise slow people.
Person 1: Dude, on a 5 to 3 scale, how high are you right now?

Person 2: .....WHAT?!
by 5to3 July 24, 2011
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Scalze

Scalze was a jolly young chap,
Who always ate his nibblets,
And took after his mom and pap.

He is also amazing fly h0ttt!
Hey, that guy looks just like Scalze! Oh wait, it is.
by Bobo March 28, 2005
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24 scale

a scale used to determine how hot a member of the opposite sex is (or the same sex if you swing that way). it goes as follows - you have to say how much of a 24 (of beer, dumbass) you would have to drink to fuck someone, or they would have to drink to fuck you. the scale is all about comparing yourself to the person. 0 would be neutral, a + number would be for a person you are hotter than, and a - number would be for someone hotter than you. so rosie odonnell would be a 22 and someone like elisha cuthbert would be a -22. and if you are really extreme you would say someone takes a keg if they are really that bad.
damn that girl is fine, i'd say she is about a -12/
by the December 11, 2004
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