Salty

angry, irritated or hostile.

My man was salty over loosing a game of Mario Kart.

by Too hot too handle 🔥🔥🔥 June 21, 2021

To be salty

If you are salty, you are easily triggered and start to offend other people.

This guy is so salty. He keeps calling me a noob while he is bottom fragging.
To be salty

by SLFMentosgum September 6, 2016

saltywet

Another Cantonese derivative like diulaylomo, "saltywet" literally translates as "ham sup" which means, perverted in Cantonese.

Also see: Saltywet.com

Damn, did you know the chairman rofl mao? He's saltywet!

by Rise888 June 17, 2004

Salty

the act of being a salted pretzel.

"hey man. you're looking salty today."

"that's because I'm a pretzel, Bob."

by Catie Mathews September 10, 2014

The Salty Seaman

A more infamous version of the Teabag. After accumulating a generous amount of salty sweat under your balls, proceed to any sleeping victim you choose. While squatting over the victim's face, lower your sack onto the forehead and in one smooth motion, drag your sweaty sack all the way to the chin. (Be sure to give extra attention to the mouth area of the victim) The first thing the victim will do when they wake up, is lick their now salty lips. What a treat!

Once Paul licked his lips, he knew he was a victim of the Salty Seaman!

by Blumpkin Man May 21, 2004

Snow Safety

Snow Safety is the practice of monitoring and controlling snow avalanches for public safety and to protect structures in areas prone to avalanches.

Snow Safety Teams are part of Federal Governmental AgenciesState Governmental Agencies such as State Highway Departments, Ski Resorts, Helicopter Ski Operations, Mountain mining operations and more...

Snow Safety Teams use a variety of methods to stabalize the snowpack and or force it to slide using explosives, ski cutting, boot packing and more...

The Head of Snow Safety for the ski resort decided to close the upper mountain so the trollers could shoot down that avalanche using a Avalauncher. That sucks for us cuz there's 3' feet of fresh pow up top, dude.

by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010

Safety Monkey

This term originated from a webcomic called penny arcade. Saftey monkey is one of the group's friends that they constantly abandon, make fun of, and "tell him to meet places and never show up"

In everyday conversation, safety monkey is used to refer to a friend that is just there to make fun of. Sometimes this friend can still be a close friend and only the constant taget for playful jokes, however he/she might also be seriously attacked by his/her 'friends'

"John is our safety monkey"
"He's not really our friend. just a safety monkey."

by 64bitllama October 14, 2004