Rule 34N 

Addendum to Rule 34 of the Internet, which states that if something exists, there is porn of it. Rule 34N simply adds that the time it takes to find porn of x is a function of the degree of mental-emotional distress you will encounter as a result of gazing upon said porn.

I invoked Rule 34 on scorpions last night. It took me three hours to find the porn, and a whole day of dry-heaving and washing my eyes out with bleach before I could get near my computer again. Next time I'll remember Rule 34N.

Rule 34N by meigwokyan September 12, 2013

rule 311 

when you hear a 311 song and have to sing it out loud and dance while toking a bong!

ah shit its rule 311 love this song hand me the bong!

rule 311 by yortrobatj February 16, 2014

Rule 732 

If it exists it can rave/be raved with..

Furry/Brony nsfw Content

Rule 732 AppleDash bondage

Starfox Planet 732

mlp bdsm Rule 732

Rule 732 by Clopping NAtion February 17, 2017

rule 6383 

in which you swich genders every 83 seconds

bro 1: why can't u stop switching genders every 83 seconds
bro 2: BECAUSE OF THE RULE 6383

rule 6383 by vicxkellin July 19, 2018

Rule 34 

If it exists there is porn of it. even rule 34 has rule 34 porn

Hey rule 34 mlp

Rule 34 by Jay's Wing January 2, 2019

Rule 524 

If it exists, someone built it in Minecraft.

Friend 1: Hey, I want to build (unique thing).
Friend 2: Rule 524 means its already done.

Rule 524 by pRomethiu5 June 24, 2019

rule 0 of the internet

Ask for none, and you shall recieve all.

In other words, if someone explicitly says they don't like something or don't want to see something, that's all they'll see for an extended period of time. Examples include the Harambe meme, Ligma, and Philip Defranco being called "daddy".

YouTube commenter 1: Here's 10 dollars for you, daddy

Philip Defranco: Thanks, but please don't call me "daddy".

*YouTube comments proceed to call him daddy for entire livestream and beyond*

Another commenter: Phil, you broke rule 0 of the internet. What have you done?

rule 0 of the internet by akuwardmoments August 21, 2019