Jet Riding

The act of 'getting off' while in the hot tub by pressing your genitals up against the jets, and if anyone asks, you are simply working out an injury or sore muscle.
I was minding my business (true story) in the hot tub, when a young woman started freaking out that buddy beside her was jet riding. Suddenly there were more bubbles than usual and her screams woke me from a relaxed state.
by Jono Blitz November 06, 2011
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ride the rapids

During sex of an intense nature, there are superfluous fluids, inducing splashback; it feels like you've been hit in the head with a paddle.
Sue hopes to be able to ride the rapids when she gets home tonight.
by lincolnchefboy February 04, 2011
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ride or nevermind

When you're down for most things, but let's be serious. People do some crazy shit.
So, it looks like I'm single again.
Oh no! What happened?
Well, my girlfriend got pretty drunk at the bar the other night...
And?
She thought it'd be a good idea to test how strong our relationship was by getting into a fight with the bouncer. Too bad she didn't realize I was pretty ride or nevermind about us.
Oh, damn. What did you do?
Me? I ordered another drink and requested her an Uber.
by El Capitan Slamdance January 09, 2016
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riding elmo

Sex with a girl on her period.
I was riding Elmo last night. It looked like a murder scene.
by Alchelswon November 22, 2013
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riding the dill

I can't stop riding the dill, it's cost me my house. Yo, you got a fresh cruncher for me?
by Hotyeet November 11, 2019
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ride in paradise

Shortened to „RIP“
Is a sentence often used my motorcyclists and bikers to pay tribute or honor another motorcyclist who passed away, mostly in an accident.
„Goodbye David! You‘ll never be forgotten! Ride in paradise, my friend!“

He died last week in an accident. Was hit by a car.„
„May he ride in paradise.“
by Enrikorez July 15, 2019
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Riding the Empty

The act of carrying around an empty beercan and pretending to drink from it. The purpose of this is either because you have hit your limit and know you are going to puke if you have one more or you don't want too look like a wussy.
Man, I had to be riding the empty last night for two hours until my ride showed up at the party.
by Navy Cowboy August 10, 2009
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