puppy ranger

A child lacking in social/physical skills of his or her peers. Always raised by an overly protective parent. Wimpy, wussy, weanie, pansy, giggly, goofy, immature. They have a false sense of reality, thinking that the stupid stuff that they do is an accomplishment, and their parents praise them for their actions. If a boy, he usually plays with younger kids, often girls, and he lacks the physical skills and desire to play with boys his age. Fairylike tendencies. Could be a girl. Generally would shy away from organized sports, but create their own stupid/silly games, and be proud of themselves. When given the opportunity to participate in real sports, the puppy ranger will usually not participate.

Puppy ranger Michael, a fourteen year old, giggled while he played tag with his little sister and her friends, while the neighborhood boys his age played football in the park.

by Joe Magumbo December 10, 2008

anal ranger

Referring to a homosexual.
Often used as an insult.

Elton John is an anal ranger.

Yeah dude I saw you watching that Lifetime movie. Your such an anal ranger.

by Erik (Bay) December 26, 2008

Young ranger

A Rapper Known In the New Jersey/New York /ATLANTA/LOS ANGELES/FLORIDA/Texas /DC, famous for his spitting alongside Eminem on his hit single "Relapse"(remix) This Rapper is also known for his new single life's a trip" off his mixtape" lone ranger"

Ranger the rapper,aka young ranger, young range, http://rangerschamber.blogspot.com, www.myspace.com/rangerishott,www.youtube.com/youngrange

by presidon April 14, 2009

The Lone Ranger

When you're doing a girl doggy style, you make glasses with your hands upside down for 30 seconds, if you don't get caught you call a friend and say "The Lone Ranger rides again" while still doing her doggy style.

I called my buddy John when I did the Lone Ranger to this girl last night!

by ABF3(AW) June 30, 2008

Glasgow Rangers

A scottish football team, who ain't celtic and are supported by BNP voting nazis.

'Rangers = White power' flag often seen at televised rangers games

by black flag June 2, 2004

rangerboard

Message board found at www.rangerboard.com populated by persons who say their IQ is greater than their age, famous for its epic repetitiveness and selective "shoot first, ask questions later" attitude toward deciding who stays and goes on the member list.

Oh, look. The ten thousandth "Tommy" thread on rangerboard... this week.

by Rebecca January 8, 2004

Homosexual Rectum Ranger

When a man rubs semen all over his face and then fingers his own anus while yelling into another man's rectum. Usually followed by anal sex, anal reaming, pearl necklaces, cincinnati bowties, cleveland steamers, dirty sanchezes, rusty trombones, reacharounds, ball fondling, and listening to Coldplay.

Big Jared went over to Oleg's house last night and ranged his rectum, very homosexually.

Did you see that gay look on Oleg's face? He must be a homosexual rectum ranger.

by Hugh Jasz April 25, 2006