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Shovel Punched

Shovel Punched - like getting hit in the head really hard with a shovel
I was watching this TV show on old mob guys, and this one old timer picked up a Shovel and hit this guy square in the face….. it’s like he Shovel Punched him.
by Red Earth January 8, 2011
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Bucket Puncher

One that is a moron
Bob: "Good God, why do you have to be such a bucket puncher?"
by corge October 20, 2010
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Dick-punching class

Slang for self-defense class
Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"

Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."
by DickPuncher'96 September 19, 2011
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chocolate puncher

archaic /early 70's:- one who does or may indulge in sodomy /maybe fisting.
The way he eyes up other guys makes me think he may be a chocolate puncher.
by rburger February 5, 2012
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Nipple pinchie

Pronounced "nippol pinchie" or just "nipple pinchie" while frowning with mouth and smiling with eyes and using a high pitched tone/baby talk (replacing r's with w) in preceding sentences.

A nipple pinchie is when someone twists a persons nipples to produce pleasurable pain in sexual circumstances. It is the same as a nipple twist or a blue tit only that it's an easier term to use when asking for someone to twist your nipples since the ridiculous sounding nature and seeming whimsicality of the word gives opportunity for a segue from being serious to pretending to be joking if used with the right pronunciation . That way you can always say that you were just kidding if the girl you're with isn't into that kind of shit.
In bed.
Mike: Babe, Im hungwy fow youw lowe. Give nipple pinchie?
Angela: Are you serious?
Mike: Pfft, of course not. (segue)
by Nipplepinchie November 19, 2014
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period puncher

a person who sucks as much as periods do and is like a punch in the stomach
Did you see how annoying Jenna was she's a period puncher.
by Leah Larson December 1, 2015
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grumpy punching

The act of taking a long, large, and usually overdue shit.
"My grumpy punching tags have come in."
"That coffee was good, but now it's time for grumpy punching."
"She's taking forever because she is grumpy punching."
by HeavyMusicWorshipper May 31, 2016
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