Thought Potato

Having uncontrollable thoughts about food when you're on a diet.

Unlike the real potato, this is a much more effective way of eating whilst on a diet.

OMG I'M HAVING SO MANY THOUGHT POTATOES.

by RestlessNortherner January 20, 2015

potato thumping

Anal insertion of crystal meth said to increase sexual pleasure of anal sex.

Before taking it up the butt I decided to go potato thumping in order to distract myself from his small weiner.

by ThumpMasterT January 5, 2009

Baked Potato

(Noun) The act of being a couch potato while also being high on marijuana.

I was so lazy yesterday when I got high I was just a baked potato for the rest of the day.

by Atomik Menace October 21, 2011

Dumb Potato-Eater

Germany's pet name given by Romano (South Italy).

"Suck my balls, you dumb potato-eater."

by POTATO-EATINGBASTARD October 21, 2011

Potato Salad

1. (noun) A common picnic side dish consisting of mayo mustard and primarily potatoes

2. (noun) In poker, to catch a straight, flush, or full house on the turn or river

1. Random Guy: Before you may pass, name one thing you take to a picnic.

Peter Griffin: We're going to go with Potato Salad

Random Guy: (pointing to a cloud) SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!!!

2. With an open ended straight draw after the flop, Shawn said "show me potato salad" and ended up catching his straight on the turn

by thebizzareone October 5, 2004

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by ivrugue March 2, 2021

Wet Potato

Someone who doesn't participate in a specific activity because they are scared. Someone who is a pussy!

You didn't get your eyebrow pierced, you wet potato.

by Wet Potato September 30, 2005