Private Event

Noun: What a musician posts on their social media when they have a night off, so as to appear more successful than they actually are.

see also: Corporate 6-9, Private Party 5-7, Wedding 4-11, #cantstopwontstop, etc.

Here’s my schedule this week! Where will I see you?

Sunday: Bleeding Farts Worship Service 7am & 9am; Monday; Private Event 7pm-11pm

by jankotrantry October 12, 2022

that private school form

half posh girls, half super annoying kids, that one crackhead mean girl and her loyal followers. pretty much all ugly except from very few exceptions who are decent. all posh and rich and spoiled. hate their family but love daddy’s money

woah, who’s that girl?

oh, she’s in that private school form.

by crazyhorsegirl703 December 15, 2019

Private account

Can you ah check if that accounts private

Can you ahhh check it the tot guys account is private (private account is a gay person)

by Uejbeheu August 16, 2017

private story kind of guy

Perverted

Eww what are you looking at you really are a private story kind of guy

by Idkimhereig November 01, 2021

Private Office

An organisation frequently referred to by those who belong to it. People who work for the Private Office have to hand out their business cards or they will have an aneurysm.

Private Office, Jack speaking!

It’s a Private Office thing, you wouldn’t understand you stupid fuck!

by cremedecaca November 22, 2021

Private Jet

A private jet is an airplane that is smaller and more luxurious. It's usual capacity is way less than a normal plane and is the most common place to find Taylor Swift.

Look at that private jet!

by cheeseofguava June 17, 2024

private jet

Best Place you’ll ever find to get it on. Perfect privacy and the only people on board are the ones you invited. Be prepared, it will be the ride of you life… and not just the plane ride.

Fuck in a private jet ain’t nowhere safe now

by SmartBxi123 September 03, 2021