A 5'5" Millennial douchebag who likes to bang women twice his age, wears kids shoe size 11s, punches like a girl, drinks Natty Ice, hates people who smoke cigarettes, but fills a bottle of Mtn Dew with spit in one day with Coppenhagen Wintergreen, drives a fucked up Chevy Monte Carlo, and has a shitty goatee.
by MyMomsBFsucks97 January 8, 2020
Get the Prestonmug. The most annoying kid in your neighbor hood. He pelts people with everything he can find. He is short and thinks he is cool with everything he does. He goes to a private school and thinks he is better because of it.
by Jeffio14 May 7, 2023
Get the Prestonmug. The definition of a friend who knows the limits of jokes, but goes right below it, he always defends those he cares for, and will tell you if he's actually you're friend
by Max The Elf December 16, 2021
Get the Preston Moedemug. 
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Get the Prestonmug. by Shhsbwkwbedbsmwl May 15, 2020
Get the preston lewismug. He’s a fat ass who likes big oily men, he puts the mc in McDonald’s he doesn’t eat Big Macs he eats giant macs this man looks like he has triplets but it’s just his fat rolls. He pulls no bitches so he photoshops them in with him
by Aidan??Nadia?? June 1, 2022
Get the Prestonmug.