Pirate Pistol

A college co-ed coined term for a sexual act of inserting the index and middle finger in the vagina of a woman and the pinky of the same hand in the anus. or: "Two in the pink, one in the stink!"

guy 1 -"How was the date?"

guy 2 -" Hawt, I gave her the pirate pistol!"

by Brandolfor June 5, 2009

Plasma Pistol

A covenant gun in the popular video game Halo 2. It is weak when shot normally, but can lower shields quite effectively when it is charged. You can charge it by holding down the trigger button and releasing it once you find your target. The plasma the gun shoots travels slowly, but locks onto the enemy. The gun is commonly used with the battle rifle as the second weapon. This creates the noob combo. One would shoot a charged plasma pistol and then quickly switch to the battle rifle and shoot once for a kill.

The gamer used his plasma pistol effectively in his noob combo.

by halo2madgamer May 22, 2007

pistol love

Slang for shooting someone.

That nigga scuffed my shoes so I showed his ass some pistol love.

by clojita October 18, 2003

pistified

to be completely angered AND mystified by other's actions or comments

I'm pistified by George Bush and Dick Cheney repeatably saying "stay the course".
I'm pistified by oil companies quarterly profits.
I'm pistified by (any) religion's grip on people who are otherwise intelligent and rational human beings.
Roommates who ask "what is the movie Snakes on a Plane about?"

by Joni Jean August 18, 2006

Beef pistol

Another name for a male penis

She rode my beef pistol and i shot skeet bullets everywhere.

by cupcake68 October 14, 2009

piston pump

Slang referring to an aggressive, furious, rapid act of fellatio. The piston pump receives its name from the rapid head movement exhibited by the provider of the fellatio, which is said to resemble the action of a moving piston. This is also referred to as the jackhammer. The piston pump is much sought after in the world of fellatio and should be received with grace and humility.

Man, that piston pump was great. I have never been sucked off so furiously.

by Boozy Barfly November 11, 2008

Pistoldragon

Used to define someone who comes hot and heavy when having sex with their sister. A fast, hard cumshot that leaves the female unsatisfied.

PDs Sister: Wow that sex last night hurt, my brother must be a Pistoldragon.

by Goku Nazz October 20, 2008