Position of Shame

When you are kinda chubby and having sex in the doggy style position and you look down and see your belly jiggling.

My boyfriend loves to do it in the position of shame, so I can't have any birthday cake.

by yourgreasygrandma July 1, 2011

quarter back position

Leaning so far off the toilet so as to require the use of one's arm as a supporting mechanism, usually on 2 fingers in a V shape as an american football player would, invariably leaving a snail trail on the inner front of the toilet

In order to avoid splash back from his deposit he adopted the quarter back position

by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005

fecal position

The act of defecating while mimicking the position assumed within the womb.

Patammy was in the fecal position last night, and then he fucked your mom.

by Samir Patric June 11, 2006

Positionism

prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different position based on the belief that one's own position is superior.

The interesting thing was that I always associated positionism with Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

by Bootylicker256 January 14, 2017

Question Mark Position

A position assumed in which you're sitting with your head between your legs because of excessive alcohol comsumption.

James: "Steve, I was so shmangpieced last night!"
Steve: "Dude, I know, you question marked."
James: "I know, I woke up in the question mark position the next morning."

by sir james oquinn April 2, 2010

assume the position

It could be viewed and used sexually... but in reality..

It is a statement that you make right before you make a big assumption. I'm not quite sure on the technicalities of it all but...

Assume (v)
6. To take for granted; suppose

Position (N)
6.A point of view or attitude on a certain question


So you are taking for granted, or supposing, on a point of view or attitude on a given subject.

If you say this around your friends, they will think of the nasty word first, but then you can impress them with your superior vocabulary skills.

This was possibly made popular from HBO's Robert Wuhl Assume the Position. Where he talks about things that history books tend to ignore.

"I'm going to assume the position, right off the bat, that history is pop culture." -Robert Wuhl

"I think it's safe to assume the position, that there was no such thing as a colonial quickie." -Robert Wuhl

by Seth³ March 27, 2009

bluetooth position

After a man has finished railing a woman from behind he launches her down a flight of stairs and pours a giant bucket of blue powerade on her.

I utilized gave the bluetooth position at daka.

by Dr Emil Shauffhausen March 24, 2007