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POTATOES r cool
by JHONNAY June 30, 2020
Get the POTATOES mug.someone who is very ugly, stupid, annoying, and a real couch potato except they are a douchebag too. like the stereotypical dad who sits on the couch and drinks beer all day, and yells at his family at times.
little johnny: my dad just beat up my mom and called her a $lut!
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.
by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009
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A term describing when a non-white person has a sexual attraction or preference for white people who get spray-on tans.
Juán is Mexican but he only dates white guys who get spray tans. He has a serious case of sweet potato fever.
by Vegan2 November 26, 2011
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Unlike the real potato, this is a much more effective way of eating whilst on a diet.
Unlike the real potato, this is a much more effective way of eating whilst on a diet.
by RestlessNortherner January 20, 2015
Get the Thought Potato mug.Before taking it up the butt I decided to go potato thumping in order to distract myself from his small weiner.
by ThumpMasterT January 5, 2009
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by POTATO-EATINGBASTARD October 21, 2011
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