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Saxaphone Player

BTS Namjoon once misheard BTS Taehyung say that he wants to be a saxaphone player if he wasn’t in BTS and heard that he wants to be a sexy porn star
“And I’m sexy like a porn star” “and I’m a saxaphone player”
by Namjoons legs are my kink July 19, 2018
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Player TIp

by ShJoJohnson June 5, 2023
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xbox player

A gamer who casually gets their ass licked by a male hooker on friday nights and loves cocktails cause they think it comes from someones actual cock. Hence “cock”
Switch player: i can’t imagine getting my ass ate right now on friday.

Gamestop employee: Yeah when u buy an xbox series s|x it gives you a free 30 day trial to Grindr so they use that opportunity

Switch Player: Wow being an xbox player sounds like an experience.
by LeNoodles James September 18, 2023
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Player Draft

Whenever a low elo player tells a high elo player they cant play normal games in league of legends because he is better at the game
by ChronoProno February 1, 2019
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Player Beter

A guy named Beter (Peter), who plays all the girls.
He is not afraid of making the girl, by force, friendzone him.
Even if he says he will give you some time to think, he is still going to find and text new girls.

You are never safe from the PB
So you've found a new girl, again, try not to be a Player Beter this time.
by MooMeister November 10, 2021
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Player of the Year

Best player from the best team, regardless of anything else, specifically in college basketball conferences like the ACC.
Me: Hey man, did you see that Mike Scott put up 35 against Maryland? He is top 3 in almost every major non-guard stat. Player of the year for sure.

Voter: No, Player of the Year is about the team's performance. Also who the hell is Mike Scott?

Me: He plays for Virginia...

Voter: oh yeah! I saw them when UNC and Duke played them.
by NC Homer June 14, 2012
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two player

two player

A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.
Mario: hey meeta the princess!
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)
by captianstabber May 14, 2014
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