pirate of the carribean 

a person that lives in the area of the carribean that pirates stuff

that cuban guy seemed suspiciously like a pirate of the carribean

pirate of the carribean by Samucob123 February 4, 2023

Pirate dick 

A man’s penis that has had sex with a woman and was not washed after he was done, then the man uses it to have sex with another woman immediately thereafter. Refers to when pirates would plunder villages, having sex with multiple women and not washing in between before going back out to sea.

Marty f^cked that girl then went straight home and gave his wife Krista some pirate d*ick.

He didn’t shower first?

Nah. He gave her that pirate dick.

Pirate dick by Batman & Bongo August 10, 2023

Pirate Dog 

The lowest member of staff at a work place, more often than not just works Saturdays or Sundays. Pirate Dogs can also be work experience placements; jobs include making the tea, fetching other members of staff dinner, mopping floors, and general crap other workers do not want to do. A Pirate Dog can also be called G-man. You may also be permitted by law to photo-shop a Pirate Dogs head on to loads of stupid and irrelevant pictures, then put it on facebook of the world to see!

Is that G-man gay???

No, he's a Pirate Dog, look at him making the tea.

Pirate Dog by Mickey Gat May 2, 2008

pirate smoker 

A (usually male) fellator.

I heard he was a pirate smoker.

pirate smoker by Gregg July 12, 2003

pirate friend 

the act of adding someone to Facebook who you do not know simply for the purpose of adding them to your pirate crew to complete more missions. can also be done for mafia wars, vampire wars, or any other Facebook application that requires more people.

who is Danny Green and why is he on your facebook?
i have no idea, he's just my pirate friend.

pirate friend by blaizen June 4, 2009

Pirate versus Ninja

A completely pointless and useless arguement that came from nowhere and is going nowhere. It has no relevence to the modern world or science, but people constantly fight over whether the Pirate or the Ninja is superior.

Person 1: Hey, man. Pirate versus Ninja?

Person 2: Uh... Ninja?

Person 1: WHAT? You're a ninja?

Person 2: All right, all right. I'm a pirate.

Person 1: WHAT? You're a pirate?

Pirate versus Ninja by What are you? May 18, 2006

pirate magic 

anything having to do with pirates that you find especially important to you.

So what'd you get a tattoo of? Some pirate magic baby.

pirate magic by Jamesapirate August 29, 2007