Pinger

An imalgimation of piss and fingered.

The act of masturbating a female, using your fingers to penetrate her, whilst she urinates.

"He wasnt exactly sure if he wanted to pinger her, but she wanted it."

"She couldnt wait to hook up with a guy and to spend the rest of the night getting pingered silly."

"There's nothing more absoloutely disgusting then walking in on your little sister in the middle of a pingering session."

by Stonii January 1, 2009

pinkerton

to give someone pink eye while they are sleeping; take your middle and index finger and wipe it on your brown eye then wipe it into both their eyes.

Dude you must have fucked up cause someone gave you a pinkerton!

by brow5150 December 14, 2012

Pender

An anomaly occurance that causes impulsive actions and shortened attention span.

Dan: Hey, did you remember to bring the beer I called about 10 minutes ago?
Paul: Hey man can we jam? Damn I want a cigarette! Did you get beer?
Dan: What a Pender!

by DocOc December 4, 2009

pinger

A male erection. When a boaby gets hard.

I hit a pinger when i saw that girl.

by Tankus McJobby December 28, 2005

Pandering

When a nigga on some new shit, pandering.

I'm on some new shit dawg, straight pandering.

by Real_Nigga_Trappin March 16, 2019

[pinkerton]

When having sex, the female's explosion of anal gas set off a vibration and the male gets off from the vibrations.

Dick and Jane were having sex. Jane recovering from a mexican meal was being pounded so hard by Dick could hold back the gases, causing an explosion for Dick as well. Dick screamed "I love you baby and the Pinkerton" after he experienced the first of many pikertons. After that day she was required to eat mexican food before sex.

by DSNladies October 18, 2008

Ponder one's place in the universe

To fap. Used in polite company.

1. Jane: What are you up to?
Andrew: Nothing much, just pondering my place in the universe.

2. Most men ponder one's place in the universe.

by spotch555 March 29, 2012