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herpes pilot

A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.
1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.

2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.
by UnitedBusDriver January 23, 2017
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Twat Pilot

When a girl sits on your face while you are driving with the chair reclined back. She steers while you use the pedals and lick her wet twat.
lets go for a drive and do the twat pilot baby.
by I<3pussy445 January 24, 2022
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Mr pilot

Shannon Keohan
Shannon Keohan = mr pilot
by Yamummmm April 27, 2021
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Pilots lunch

The thing you were supposed to plan 3 days ago while on a max duty day, rolling into a min rest, followed by another 6 legs.
Oh, you didn’t pack a bunch of that shitty hotel breakfast in your flight bag? Guess your eating a pilots lunch today.
by InvertedAv8r August 7, 2021
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the gay pilot

It means the unaired pilot episode of Sherlock, in wich Johnlock is pretty much evident.
Person A: Hey, what episode is that quote from.
Person B: Oh, it's from the gay pilot
by now-thats-what-i-call-sad November 21, 2018
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piloteer

Coined in the indie girl band “My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin”’s song “Piloteer”, the singer pines after this perfect girl and wishes to be her piloteer. A piloteer is a person who you look up to for guidance, often in a romantic way.
Girl 1: Hey, I think you’re really cute. Will you be my piloteer?
Girl 2: Of course!!
by indie_ah January 6, 2025
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