Sophomore Phases

Two phases of college sophomores, they either become a raging homo/lesbian, or, they become a major pothead

Holy cow! Tommys the classic Sophomore Phases! What a raging homo pothead!

by Male Name February 5, 2023

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

wanted to make Watermelon Sugar blue
heh

Me: But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
Person2: Watermelon Sugar??

by What'sㅤyourㅤhandle? July 21, 2021

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Phaser

Someone who switches from scene to scene as they please for fashion and getting laid

"Look at that gunk I bet he becomes a phaser in a nickel flip!"

by HateTouch January 3, 2008

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Pre-Apocalyptic Phase

The phase of time before a predicted apocalypse when people don't spend any money or bother to do much, just in case there really is an apocalypse.

Mum: I'm just going to go out shopping. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Kid: Don't bother, there's an apocalypse due on Friday. You can shop on Saturday
Mum: But i need to get the Christmas chicken
Kid: SATURDAY

(Day after apocalypse)

Kid: Ok you can go now
Mum: Finally!
Dad: Don't blame him. It was just the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase. Don't want that money to go to waste!

by anonfromhell December 20, 2012

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treash reckoning phase

Hitting that golden age of 23, you and your subpar friend group from bumcum Alabama think you deserve private yacht parties with NBA players. Your life purpose becomes using cardi-b lyrics to articulate your lifestyle, one-upping your shitty friend group by flexing your ex-frat boyfriends' jobs, money, relationship, etc. This event is more annoying for most men due to fat girls' standards being high for the only sake of them appearing as a "bad bi*ch," and your girlfriend flipping a switch and pressuring you to buy a house/propose to her because ice spice's song said she's a "queen." Is it alcohol? Is it being homeless after college didn't make you a millionaire? Who knows, but most girls seem to flip the switch at around 22-24 years old. If you have a girl who hasn't, keep her at all costs.

My girlfriend's friend group must be going through the "treash reckoning phase", her ugly friends keep calling me a "5 figure ni**a" and telling me to get a better car because my girl deserves "better."

by Literate Stud February 16, 2023

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