Peytons usually appear as normal upstanding citizens of society, but are often on the edge of internal emotional trauma and self inflicted financial doom. They are great listeners, however they are not to be trusted. The reason for this being not because they wish you ill-will, but because they simply make dense decisions.
I can't afford rent because I recently bought four-hundred dollars worth of ring pops. I feel like such a Peyton today.
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