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Parting of the red sea

Wow....I wanted to do some in and out tonight...but since it's the week of my parting of the red sea....I'll just stay home with my ZX2000 instead of going to Le trapeze
by Andi March 7, 2005
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pearling

Pearling or genital beading is a form of body modification, the practice of permanently inserting small beads made of various materials beneath the skin of the genitals—of the labia, or of the shaft or foreskin of the penis. As well as being an aesthetic practice, this is usually intended to enhance the sexual pleasure of partners during vaginal or anal intercourse.

The practice seems to have been fairly common across world cultures and is still done today. In contemporary society pearling is usually done by professional body piercers, and sometimes by people who specialize in surgical body modification (who are often very publicity-shy, for fear of legal repercussions).
Pearling my cootchee hurt like a sonofabeetch but feels really good now, whether I'm gettin' it or sittin' in class.
by Kap't Kandy August 1, 2012
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parking nazis

(noun) People dressed in brown uniforms that patrol the parking lots at the University of Oklahoma.
Damn, I can't park here in front of my dorm, as the parking nazi will get me. I have to park 2 miles away!
by zmurf April 23, 2003
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Parking stall

When you enter the parking lot at work, see a co-worker who you don't want to talk to, and after parking you stall by pretending to have to do some fictitious task in your car just to avoid talking to the person.
(Pulling into the parking space) "Oh great, there's Ned the Nerd, whose going to bend my ear again regarding the latest Star Trek convention. I think I'll parking stall by waiting in my car and do a bit of "organizing" and "looking for misplaced items" until Ned gets half-way to the building."
by Mike in Idaho January 9, 2010
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Parting Fart

The act of laying down a massive dirty stealthy fart before departing an event or gathering that will later engulf the lungs of your audience with your tasty airbourne fecal delight.

To sucessfully infect your chosen audience you must adhere to the following rules:

* A PF must be delivered silently.
* You must leave before the first of your victims becomes aware.
* You must wait until the stench has become one with the room before leaving (N.B. The hotter the fart the shorter the wait).
I laid down meaty wet taco fart then waited in the hall for the screaming to begin.

..........You can't depart, without a parting fart !!! :-)
by GentleRapist December 17, 2010
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snackbar parking

best parking available excluding handicap spaces. dates back to drive in movies where the best parking was right next to the snack bar
i went to wal-mart today and found snackbar parking...ya!!!
by MsKate March 30, 2008
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Human Parking Cone

Its where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
There are also human parking cones.
by snl909 December 14, 2010
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