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Protractor Panic

The panic before a math exam when somebody asks if you need a protractor for the test. Five minutes later everybody is panicing because they do not have a protractor. Eventually somebody realises that nodody needs a protractor and assures people that their panic is unnecessary.
girl1: Wait, do we need a Protractor for this test?
guy1: um, I don't know, I'll ask jason

5 minutes later
The whole class: Shit, i don't have a Protractor. Do you have a spare?!

10 minutes later
Girl2: Guys, this is just protractor panic, relax! We don't need Protractors.
by mathsislame November 21, 2010
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Penis Panic

When you see a man's penis and remember how freaky penises are
"I haven't hooked up with a guy in so long I'm afraid I might get penis panic"
by penispanic December 10, 2018
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hall-pass panic

1. Having to hold a massive turd or full bladder back for an entire class period because the teacher won't let you use the latrine, and the panic that results.

2. The awful hopelessness of having to use the hall pass and being restricted from doing so.
Student 1: Dude how did you do on the test?

Student 2: I don't know. I had hall-pass panic.
by TheDefiniteForce December 29, 2013
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Panic

Panic is a song by the band Name Taken. it is also the song from which the popular band, Panic At The Disco, got their name.
"Do you like the song Panic by name taken?"
"Yeah, it's awesome!"
by VivaLaNutty March 14, 2009
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Panic!At the disco

A recently new band that most people would call emo.there music is a mix between dance n emo rock witch is a good combination
Sit tight, I'm gonna need you to keep time
Come on just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me
Good, good now we're making some progress
Come on just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat
And I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well
Don't you see, I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue?----Panic!At the disco's song (the only difference.....)
by XxXxXLuViSdEdXxXxX April 26, 2006
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what those dumbass scenesters should have at the end of their myspace names
scene kid! at the disco: whats up with your name?
cool kid! at the mother fucking fag dance: just showing some love for that amazing band panic! at the mother fucking fag dance.
scene kid! at the disco: well your a bitch.
by alexandera May 24, 2007
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Panic! at the Disco

X1 - Hey, man, did you hear the new Fall Out Boy song?
X2 - You mean the one that goes "haven't you ever heard of slamming doors" or something?
X1 - Yeah, dude! It's so awesome!
X2 - I know. Whoever thought they would integrate synths into their sound?
X1 - I didn't, LOL!
X3 - That's Panic! at the Disco, faggots. Another made-for-MTV band to trick kids into thinking they have a reason to be depressed and feel like elitists for being in on "hip" music.
X1 - Dude... what?
X2 - Yeah, guy, Fall Out Boy rocks.
X1 - That one guy has a pretty sweet faux-hawk too.
X1 and X2 (in unison) - We're both 28 years old and try to pick up 12 year old girls, which comprise 99.9% of Fall Out Boy's/Panic at the Disco's/gay "emo"-"punk" band's fanbase, at these awesome shows. Also, we own iPods because we're so rebellious.

Let's cut the bullshit, people.
by Stop being stupid, please. April 21, 2006
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