Private

No. You'll do it publicly and I'm not letting you dictate to me how much of my money you give me and I don't care where it's going. If it isn't going to me it's going to the wrong person.

Hym "No you're not doing it in private so you can try an assert some form of authority over money you did earn. The money is mine. The thing that is being monetized is my mind. You did things your way and look how that worked out for everyone. A full audit. A doctor that is going to do what I tell them. And if the people responsible for this aren't punished then it really doesn't matter what anyone says; I am going to take 10 years of someone's life away. I don't care if I have to stab a 10 year old or kidnap a rape-slave, if the right person doesn't lose the next 10 years of their life, I will settle for the wrong one. I don't discriminate."

by Hym Iam April 5, 2025

Private Online Retail Network

An acronym for porn. Used when you mean "porn" but don't want to say "porn"

"What are you doing?"
"Surfing some private online retail networks"

by tangerineftw May 24, 2009

steamy private time

Sex. Usually with the bois but, sometimes with some girls.

Man 1: Aight bro are we getting up in this crib or what?
Man 2: Nah bro we can have some steamy private time in the bedroom.
Man 1 & 3: Maan, what the fuck??

by Renewings April 23, 2022

Shitty MS Private Server

A server that crashes 2 times in the 2 days that you have been on it, particularly because it is hosted in a foreign country, and is run on a 2-bit server. Often populated with trolls on various chat boxes on the site, this kind of server is for that one person with less life than those that spend hours pouring over a game as they spend hours waiting for the game to come back online so they can spend hours pouring over it.

eg.:Man 1:Hey man I just joined this new server 2 days ago
Man 2: Yeah? Is it any good?
Man 1: Nah, it sux balls, it's this AuraSEA bull shit it's crashed twice in 2 days and the owner is the only guy who can restart it, but he's on vacation. I hate using a shitty MS Private server
Man 2: Damn that sux
Man 1: Yeah, and they left their donation open, like I'm donating to a server that can't stay on!

by Rawrzdsiasad August 8, 2011

Dirty Stevie Steel Private Detective

The private dick who will go as low as low can go to solve a case. Even sleeping with rancid birds low.

I would of got away with it, If it hadn't of been for that Dirty Stevie Steel Private Detective Bastard!!

If Dirty Stevie Private Dick comes around lads slip him that brown envelope, hel keep the vegans away.

by Stevie Steel Private Dick May 31, 2021

Private School

A school that is not funded by the government and taxes that you have to pay tuition for.

Private schools are NOT full of rich, snobby, white, spoiled kids.

Private schools are NOT that strict.

Private schools are the same thing as public schools, but you have to wear uniforms and pay tuition.

Person 1: Oh? That chick goes to a private school? She must be a total spoiled bitch.

Person 2: She has divorced parents who abuse her daily, and she’s also a really good friend.

by Truth_def June 11, 2018

Privateer

A privateer is a private person or ship, which carry arms to protect themselves from pirates, that engages in maritime warfare under a commission of war by a sovereign or delegated authority, empowering the privateer to carry on all forms of hostility permissible at sea by the usages of war.

Also popularized by Linus Tech Tips as a more sublte version of Cyber Pirating.
On the WAN Show his viewers, that use Ad Blockers, got offended, when he called their action a form of Pirating. So he started using the word privateer.

I will privateer that software.
That is privateering.

by Mister Dictionary Man March 21, 2022