John

Never has friends his own age.

That John always hangs out with those old kids

by Steve from florida October 22, 2019

John

A tall skinny white boy who is athletic and sweet to you but a fucking idiot around his friends.

I wish John would be more aware

by Itdoesnotmatter💘 March 17, 2019

John

A dumb person. The funniest person alive

John is so funny

by MyBestFriendAlex June 25, 2019

John

smells really bad and walks funny

ewwww he smells like a john

by fdgreg54ryh September 28, 2018

John

John is an overweight fuck that will eat literally anything for money and even for free, his meals mainly consist of a diet specifically made for Johns, donuts are the main course and soda is the beverage

The John:are you going to eat that.

by Mydadleft August 17, 2019

John

a very nice person who bullys aaliyah and is roberts bestfriend

hi john

by fgi3bg March 11, 2019

John

The toilet

I have to go to the john

by Caaaaaaaaaaaat November 30, 2016