Kevin

A plastic pigeon which appeared once in one direction's interview. The luckiest pigeon ever because it was kissed and held by Louis Tomlinson (poor kevin, he's missing)

person 1: why you take photo of a pigeon? That's seriously pointless

Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP I FOUND KEVIN

by lousugarddy October 4, 2017

Kevin

1. A "Kevin" is an individual who is never wrong. If a"Kevin" is found to be mistaken about a piece of evidence, the evidence supporting this person's wrongness will found to be completely incorrect and fabricated.

2. Asshole.

Stupid person:

"You're using that word wrong. That's not the way Merriam-Webster defines that word."
Kevin:
"No, it's okay. I am never wrong. Call up Merriam-Webster, and tell them to change that shit."
Stupid person:
"You're an asshole."
Kevin:
"I know."

by Easy E 2019 December 11, 2019

Kevin

dumbest guy ever and has no brain and is clueless

damn that guys dumb asf, he's a Kevin .

by realyluzza December 5, 2018

Kevin

Pokémon nerd. Has no friends. Is very annoying. Never shuts the f**k up. Never had a girlfriend. Never will have a girlfriend. Destined to die alone...

Omg. Look at Kevin, he’s eating lunch alone...Again

by Heyyytt December 13, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is a kid who is gay he does not appreciate his friends he like to talk trash and secretly hates his friends he has a friend named omar and uses him for food and xbox he like to look at his friend omars dick

Kevin is gay

by LazarChungus November 11, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is an amazing person. He can make you smile without trying. His laugh is music to your ears. He is extremely cute and looks good in anything he wears. Kevin is perfect and everyone should have one in their life.

Kevin is the best.

by Taco8480 July 4, 2019

Kevin

A man who newly sounds like the high quality baked bitch he is.

Wow that kevin sounds so different da fuq

by Candygirl188 July 23, 2019