Jojo Hoff

A guy who will rip a big one on your pillows, trade you for detos, play multiverse, and eat a strict diet of pizza rolls and burgers.

Person 1: So I met this guys the other day and he likes Doritos but he calls them detos for some reason?

Person 2: You met Jojo Hoff!

by Pigsbarfing July 27, 2022

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jojo argument

an argument so intense and loud usually in all caps, its best fitted with giornos theme in the backround

*sleepy makes a definition of me being a simp*

me: WHAT THE FUCK BRO I AINT A SIMP. YOUR ABOUTA START A JOJO ARGUMENT MAN
Sleepy: YES YOU ARE YOU SIMP FOR MONGEY GIRL
me: NO I DOONT ID MUCH RATHER BE DOING SOMETHING LIKE D&D THAN SIMPING FOR A WOMAN
sleepy: I DONT BELIEVE YOU.

*jojo music starts playing*
me: YOU LITERALLY TALK TO CERA WHILE WE GAME
sleepy: NOT TRUEEE
me: WE WHERE PLAYING BEDWARS AND YOU DECIDE TO CALL HER

me: BROS BEOFRE HOES REMEMBER??
sleepy: I SAID THAT TO YOU FIRST WHEN YOU SIMPED FOR CERA
me: YOU OPENLY ADMITTED TO LIKING HER
SLEEPY: IT WAS A JOKE
ME: SURE BUDDY FUCKIN WHORE FUCKER
SLEEPY: STUPID ASS CUNT
ME: FUCK YOU

SLEEPY: THATS THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH???
ME:YOU LITERALLY DM ME ABOUT BEING HORNY TO ANIME BITCHES
SLEEPY: WTF DONT SAY THAT

ME: SORRY MAN. OK LETS JUST STOP FIGHTING
*jojo musc ends*

by POSSIBLY THE GREATEST MAN ALIV May 24, 2021

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JoJo West

One of the smartest, funniest, sexiest BIG Booty Italian bitches that you will ever meet! She loves dick more than anything and can suck the nut out of a man and have it down her throat and in her belly before his vision clears! She’s known as a unicorn, mainly because there’s always a errect horn somewhere in her vicinity, but also because she’s a tough one to pin down. (The trick is fooling her into using cuffs and shackles BDSM style blind fold and ball gag as well, the works, then once you have gotten her where you want her you remove the blind fold and then BOOM! Tell her she’s just been JOJO’d!) (or the more common goddess of road head JoJoing)

Bro I met a chick at the bar last night , and took her to my place but on the way there idk what happen, I was driving and next thing I know my eyes were crossed and I couldn’t see. I came to with my pants undone and feeling AMAZING! Dude, you met JoJo West! You got JoJo’d!! Lucky bastard.

by BeenaboutitBro April 20, 2024

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jojo rolland

a well smart intellagent person with a great deal of passion cant bullshit her she is right on it beautiful spirit with so much to give to the world wont ake noones shit

jojo rolland ia smart, loyal, nogame people, loving , kind , caring

by a personable people person December 7, 2012

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Jojo

Someone who gives great hugs. Really cute, attractive, and really fucking hot/smexy. Jojo is the start of something new and she might not be one’s “type” but she’s very flexable to become one’s “type”. Lovable. Adorable. Dominant. “Top”. Treat them with respect, honesty, and pure love. Just know that’s she’s here to stay and not be temporary and used. If you do that you’re the scum of the earth. Simp for this person.❤️

Hi, Jojo. Thank you for being here for me.❤️
That’s Jojo, easily the most attractive person in the universe.

by TheHmongTroll November 22, 2021

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