Oklahoma slammer

Created a large hole via. Drill into your urethra. Then put multiple toothpicks into your urethra, make sure they stick out. Then run full speed into a wall dick first with it being hard.

I was made to do a Oklahoma slammer by the cartel

by Alfie Thomas roughley June 16, 2025

Oklahoma Old-Fashioned

Engaging in sex during a tornado

My wife and I had ourselves an Oklahoma Old-Fashioned when that storm hit last month

by Hunter Bunter May 6, 2025

Oklahoma Thunderbang

When a guy is crushin' puss and sticks a fork into a light socket. The electric current rushes through both partners causing extreme orgasm. Side effects often include the shitting of oneself due to excessive stimulation.

I tried the Oklahoma Thunderbang on Morgan last night, but now I'm gonna have to buy new sheets.

by Thick Biscuit October 9, 2016

Oklahoma Goaltender

(Requires foreskin) Before cumming pull your foreskin over the head to block it

She was about to finish me off and she pulled an Oklahoma goaltender on me.

by Re alnegro August 24, 2018

jay oklahoma

literally just a bunch of people who either do drugs or sell cows. don’t talk to the white girls with nose piercings.

Oh man wanna go to jay Oklahoma?
no, bro, those hoes crusty.

by quepaso September 12, 2018

Oklahoma Gas Chamber

The act of opening a steaming hot shower door while someone else is in it, and farting in it, therefore magnifying the smell.

The wife was taking too long getting ready so I gave her an Oklahoma Gas Chamber

by Mexican Eggroll May 19, 2025

Oklahoma Attitude

They are not Kansas and they are not Texas, but you had better believe that they are very satisfied with who they are.

Don't expect even a small acknowledgement from him after moving out of his way. He has the Oklahoma Attitude that you should not even have been there in the first place.

by Italian Soda March 12, 2019