Not to be confused with the upper decker. Oklahoma ice fishing is while still taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet you flush the remains of that mornings glorious evacuation of your bowels from the upper tank to the lower bowl and aim that meat stick while it's flowing full stream of glorious golden shower and try to shoot the little nuggets of excrement that flow through the holes of the lower toilet.
Went Oklahoma ice fishing this morning and let me tell you if they kept score I'd give r Kelly a run for his money.
by Shyguy001993 May 03, 2023
by believeinwhatisay_1 September 03, 2017
What more is there to say? You give her the 'ol Oklahoma Scrambler. The infamous move where one recreates the motions of scrambling an egg in the woman's cooter. A long-standing crowd favorite.
by MachGuac July 09, 2021
by Dusty Lambo January 17, 2015
When a guy is taking a leak, standing at the urinal, you come into the bathroom and abruptly push his body fully forward. The goal here is for him to come away full of his own urine from making contact inside the urinal. There's not much he can do, assuming he's holding his junk.
Steve just went to the bathroom again. I'm going in there to give him the old "Oklahoma Stampede". Watch my drink.
by SVD 74 April 26, 2021
Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.
by n1qq4s May 31, 2017
1. A legendary cryptid said to be lurking in the man-made lakes of Oklahoma. It hunts and kills swimmers.
2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.
2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.
They made an oklahoma octopus after they left the bar last night. Those cowboy hats got squirted with something other than ink last night.
by PastaPro September 28, 2018