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Gotta go to Oklahoma

“Gotta go to Oklahoma” is when you are defecating on a guys chest along side of the road. You say “ i gotta go to Oklahoma” that way your friends would not sUspect you are a public poop freak.
Example: “This covid has me stressin out, i need to take a trip… Gotta go to Oklahoma
by Scuba Stan May 6, 2022
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davis, oklahoma

A hick ass town that hates black people and sucks at being human fucking beings.
"Hey man have you been to Davis, Oklahoma?"
"No, why? Should I go?"
"Hell no it sucks asscheeks"
by jcool November 24, 2017
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University of Oklahoma

A big 12 college located in Norman, Oklahoma. OU is mostly known for its football team, which usually does very well. Lesser known to the public outside Oklahoma is the fact that OU boasts more douche bags per capita than any other school in the continental U.S. It should be noted that a direct result of this douchification is the fact that the university of Oklahoma is OU, instead of UO. And, their mascot is a wagon, which is useful because they need something to carry all of their bandwagon fans who didn't graduate highschool...
All of the janitors at my school are University of Oklahoma fans.
by Kate1259 October 5, 2007
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University of Oklahoma

The University of Oklahoma is well known for its football team. This team usually dong-slaps it's in-state rivals, the Oklahoma State Cowboys (who also go by "Pokes" or even "Jokes"), and have very competitive meetings (which they usually win) with the Texas Donghorns and the Nebraska Cornhuskers. The Sooners are easily in contention for college football's national title every year. This, as you can expect, generally translates into an almost cult following by their fan base who use religious terms such as "Patriarch" for coaches and former players and "Saint" for current stars.
The University of Oklahoma's football team is easily the 2nd greatest college football program of all time.
by Soonerfan March 3, 2008
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Inola, Oklahoma

1. The Hay Captial of the World.

2. A horrible little town in which there is nothing to do.

3. A podunk town no one has ever heard of.
"Where do you live?"

"Inola, Oklahoma."

"What's an Inola?"
by Skippy McGruff February 26, 2009
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Walters, Oklahoma

A very small town in Southern Oklahoma with approx 3200 people, with nothing to show for itself. If you're black, you are 95% likely to get pulled over just for driving through the town. If you aren't into sports, this town has absolutely nothing to offer as far as entertainment other than getting drunk or stoned at home or on some dirt road. They finally put in a skate park, but if you go there the local cops cruise by continuously looking for a reason to run you off. 13 churches, mostly Baptist and no place where kids can just hang out. Main street is deserted every night by 9. Then they wonder why there is a meth problem....
"Hey are there any towns around here? I need to piss. Naw just a few "Walters, Oklahoma", keep driving.
by My2bits January 12, 2011
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vian, oklahoma

A shithole of a town where football is everything and say that they'll win state every year and haven't in 15 years. Even with 19 coaches.
by Gilmore3905 July 3, 2016
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