by Dusty Lambo January 17, 2015
Get the oklahoma side carmug. Oklahoma, home of crazy weather and impossible to get out red dirt. The 46th state of the United States of America. It’s a nice place if you don’t mind a little wind and sudden weather changes. While other states have the same weather all day or at least know what to expect, Oklahomans always need to be prepared to have sleeting in the mornings and 85 degree weather by 2pm with 70mph winds all day. Look out for dirt while wearing nice clothes. If you encounter a tornado, don’t seek shelter, poor a glass of sweet tea and watch from the porch.
Friend 1:Just planned a trip to Oklahoma to visit my family.
Friend 2: Cool, mind if I come?
Friend 1:No but your paying for the tornado season tea
Friend 2: Cool, mind if I come?
Friend 1:No but your paying for the tornado season tea
by mikayla_36 October 2, 2020
Get the Oklahomamug. The Oklahoma City Bombing was a far right terror attack carried out by Timothy Mcveigh. After Timothy washed out of ranger school he became enamored with the militia movement in the US.
At some point he read the Turner diaries and then carried out a terrorist attack that killed 168 people. Including 19 children.
At some point he read the Turner diaries and then carried out a terrorist attack that killed 168 people. Including 19 children.
Timothy Mcveigh is a far right extremist.
Timothy Mcveigh carried out the Oklahoma City Bombing which closely resembled the terror attack on FBI HQ in the Turner Diaries.
Timothy Mcveigh carried out the Oklahoma City Bombing which closely resembled the terror attack on FBI HQ in the Turner Diaries.
by plopperdohone December 29, 2022
Get the Oklahoma City Bombingmug. Not to be confused with the upper decker. Oklahoma ice fishing is while still taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet you flush the remains of that mornings glorious evacuation of your bowels from the upper tank to the lower bowl and aim that meat stick while it's flowing full stream of glorious golden shower and try to shoot the little nuggets of excrement that flow through the holes of the lower toilet.
Went Oklahoma ice fishing this morning and let me tell you if they kept score I'd give r Kelly a run for his money.
by Shyguy001993 May 2, 2023
Get the Oklahoma ice fishingmug. when you hang a dude from his legs off the top of a lighthouse and fuck him until he starts moaning loud enough call boats to shore.
“I just performed an Oklahoma fog horn on Jimmy and seven boats filled with midgets came in and recorded everything”
by Flash2110 October 17, 2025
Get the Oklahoma Fog Hornmug. by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025
Get the Oklahoma, OklaUhoma, oklahomAmug. *In a very southern accent* "An Oklahoma Oil Change is when you take a woman's tampon wrap the string around your finger two times, rip it out, put that bad boy in your mouth, suck it clean and put it back in."
by BigPupper69 November 20, 2024
Get the Oklahoma Oil Changemug.