Ramen Noodles

Now avilable in lobster and crab

These ramen noodles are $2.50 for 30 and it's like seafood. whadda deal!

by aj December 10, 2003

limp noodle

a guy who fails to get an erection, and refuses to take viagra!

I can't believe it! That guy is a limp noodle!

by the non-limp noodle June 12, 2003

Danger Noodle

A snake

I saw a danger noodle in the bush last night. It had large fangs the size of your face.

by DOodoldepihpwaoghpvqiuv May 25, 2018

pot noodle

To leave a party or gathering for the purpose of going home to masturbate.

Formally 'Pot noodle and a wank' Now shortened

"are you coming on to the club??"
"No i'm going back for a pot noodle"

by Graham Lester January 13, 2005

monkey noodles

Monkey noodles are... actually Idk what monkey noodles are... I'm just bored so hehe.

Yo what is monkey noodles

by Monkey_10101 October 28, 2020

dried noodles

A dry version of noodles

Ted: "Should I put some water in these dried noodles"
Vie: "yeah, sure"

by Altyen December 18, 2018

boob noodle

Noun; A piece of pasta that has fallen into a woman's chest cleavage.

"Oh no, a piece of macaroni fell down my shirt, you want it?"
"Eeww NO! Why would i want your boob noodle?"

by Tucker Sampson May 17, 2008