Ramen Noodles

Now avilable in lobster and crab

These ramen noodles are $2.50 for 30 and it's like seafood. whadda deal!

by aj December 10, 2003

limp noodle

a guy who fails to get an erection, and refuses to take viagra!

I can't believe it! That guy is a limp noodle!

by the non-limp noodle June 12, 2003

Danger Noodle

A snake

I saw a danger noodle in the bush last night. It had large fangs the size of your face.

by DOodoldepihpwaoghpvqiuv May 25, 2018

pot noodle

To leave a party or gathering for the purpose of going home to masturbate.

Formally 'Pot noodle and a wank' Now shortened

"are you coming on to the club??"
"No i'm going back for a pot noodle"

by Graham Lester January 13, 2005

dried noodles

A dry version of noodles

Ted: "Should I put some water in these dried noodles"
Vie: "yeah, sure"

by Altyen December 18, 2018

monkey noodles

Monkey noodles are... actually Idk what monkey noodles are... I'm just bored so hehe.

Yo what is monkey noodles

by Monkey_10101 October 28, 2020

boob noodle

Noun; A piece of pasta that has fallen into a woman's chest cleavage.

"Oh no, a piece of macaroni fell down my shirt, you want it?"
"Eeww NO! Why would i want your boob noodle?"

by Tucker Sampson May 17, 2008