Breakfast in Bed

Eating a girl out in bed the morning, subsequent to a nights sleep next to her.

Sarah and I just woke up, we're having breakfast in bed though so I'll call you back in a bit.

You give a girl breakfast in bed and she'll be all smiles for the rest of the day!

by M the Insomniac April 16, 2007

Bed-breaker

when a man shags a woman so hard the bed cannot hold up and gives way beneath.

aww fucked amy last night man, pure bed-breaker, was great.

by billy baghands November 23, 2009

Pissed The Bed

When you get up in the middle of the night and instead of using the toilet, you piss on your wife marking your territory.

Jessica: "MARK WHAT THE FUCK, WHY AM I COVERED IN PISS!?"
Mark: "I Pissed The Bed you fucking bitch."

by Den drinks his own cum. September 25, 2020

bed rape

v. The act of defiling a person's bed after they have painstakingly perfected it's making and have usually spent upwards of fifteen minutes making it. This person's bed also usually has many pillows and blankets carefully arranged upon it.

Scott: Guess what Doug did to Christian's bed after he spent two hours making it?

David: Bed rape??

Scott: Yup...

by Honky_Tonk90 May 08, 2010

I'm in bed

When a girl says "I'm in bed" you know she just wants you to come over to cuddle! ;)

Brad, I'm in bed. I better come over then! ;)

by Payen March 15, 2017

rubbing the bed

A form of masturbation or "wanking". The male rubs his penis on the bed to masturbate. It is a faster way to approach a male orgasm, because it is rubbing the penis harder than a "hand job" due to more pressure exerted onto the penis.

I was too horny last night, so i decided to start rubbing the bed.

by John Clarkie January 27, 2008

bed buddies

friends with benefits

Rachel thought Shannon and Lucas would be bed-buddies because ice-blue eyes and brown hair are irresistable.

by Hilary Duff May 03, 2004